If u follow Amriki poly-ticks then u must know all about them 'tea-party' stuff.. Republican haroo ko naak saak batuh pasina sasina nikali rahecha yee tea-party wallah haroo lay!
Abuh Nepal ko sandarva maa tuh, only political parties have their 'Annual' tea-party stuff! And if you have been to one then it's like getting your ass stuck in the middle of some 'Bull' run in Spain. FYI, I have never been to a Nepali Political Party ko tea-party! And forgot to add.. I have never been to Spain either!
Abuh Nepal ma pani Amriki tea-party wallah jastai manchey haroo ko aawuh-sek-ta bhaee sakyo kyaruh... yesko matlab chahi : Nepal ma pani independent awaaz ko sakta jaroori cha! Abuh ko 'Next Election' (hoonay ho ki hoinuh thaha bhayenuh tara pani) ma chahi hami sabai janaa uth-nai parcha!
Mero tuh area, Lalitpur #3 parcha. Ma tyeha batuh choonaab ma uthnay planning ahiley dekhi nai gari-raheko choo! Mero prati-dwandi haroo ma chahi, Madam Pampha Bhusal (I like her but I think she likes aroo 'her' haroo!), Raghuji Panta (the previous champion who lost to Ms. Bhusal!) and now so-called advisor to PM Makune rey!
Abuh yo list ma mero pani naam joday hooncha! Mero bhasun yes prakar ko hoonay cha!
Dear Lalitpur #3 residents,
Please vote for me. I cannot promise you anything. Don't come for me for jobs, tender-sender ko contracts etiyaadi etiyaadi. The only thing I can offer is to clean your streets, install solar-street lamps in every corner, 24x7 security in all neighborhoods, subsidized rainwater harvesting stuff ruh composting program ani Adopt 'a' bhusiya kukur karyrakaram.
Now, you will ask me ... how the hell will you get the money when you are an independent candidate? Well, Nepali politics will be like this for the next 100 years. There will be no majority and it will be the same natak of 'rag-tag' coalition government natak where independent MP ko vote bikri ma hoonchaw!
My calculation is like this: If I get elected, I will be having fun for the next 5 years. Each coalition government will probably last not more than 9 months. Baroo 9 mahina ma tuh baccha nai janmin-chaw taruh hamra chor neta haroo lay 9 mahina ma kehi garnuh sakdainuh rey!
So 5 barsa ma kehi na-bhaye pani 5-6 sarkaar tuh fare-badal bhayee halchaw! The current market price is Rs 1-5 corore depending on kasko bau ko sarkaar. The Maobaadis have tons of dough so they offer the best price! I will probably bring in 5-25 corores in my tenure.
My only dream is to ride a Rolls Royce... I will sleep in it ruh mero office nai tyesai ma hooncha to save accommodation/office expenses. I will have a satellite phone installed, so no problem of network connection or swa-swa awaaz on the phone! Baaki 20 corore ma kehi nabhaye pani mero karyakaram safal garnuh sakchoo mera #3 ka pyara basindaaa haroo lai!
Lau tuh... abuh ki vote dinoo hos, ki note dinoo hos , tapai ko marji!
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