Nepal is in the news again. We are probably the only country in the world .... still ticking, running and kicking... even without a government! Well, we do have a so-called 'care-taker' government... sounds like some guy in Maryland, opening a 'Senior citizen' home and taking care of a 240+yr old grandma.. Hajurma ko naam chahi 'Nepali' nai paryo kyaruh!
Uncle Prachandu, the head of the Mao Inc. criminal syndicate... oops sorry... forgot ... they are revolutionaries turned businessmen has decided to withdraw from the 'hot' seat! Now, we have another old bugger, Mr. RCP still hanging on as if the communists will change their minds and back him for the PM seat!
This 'hawa-taari' race for PM ko koorchi reminds me of my college friend, Mr. Obukiwaga (never could pronounce his name but it sounds like that!) from Nigeria. Mr. Obu (short form maa) would hang out @ them local clubs till closing tyam, hoping to get laid!
Happy Hour dekhi antim ghadi samma usko plan nai 'Ladki' pattaunay... He would first scan the dance floor and hit on all them 'hwatties' ... by 11pm, after trying to hook up with 22 'Jessica Alba'-types, he would take a quick bathroom break and then change his plan! Yes, only beer-drinkers need bathroom break every 15 minutes, whisky-swisky piu-nay haroo ko tuh only 'Liver-break' hooncha!
Tyes-pachi, he would then move on to the 'biggies'... with due respect to big-boned ladies! Tyes ma pani u fail ... ani antim ghadi ma chahi kahiley kaahi pass bhayi-halthyo!
I have no idea what I am trying to say/write here but hamro desh ko PM ko race pani yestai yestai nai ho kyaruh! Mr. Bijukche, the umbrella-killer from Bhaktapur is calling for 'President's Rule' rey or also known as 'military-saashun' and Mr. Kamal Thapa, the 'King-is-Singh' band-leader is calling for Uncle Gyanu to save the nation!
I think we should just carry on... after all, life goes on ni... Yo Jaado ma tuh jhan sure pani 18hr+ load-shedding hooncha rey .. every day! So no batti this winter and paani ko taal tyestai ho... abuh yo hew-dey bidaa ma jhan mazza auney bhayo kyaruh!
Our 601 MPs have extended their pay-check... so they don't need to worry about negative cash flow, our care-taker PM is busy doing his usual stuff... attending ribbon-cutting ceremonies. The President ko tuh kay kura garney... uha tuh NGO haroo ko program ko official mascot nai bhayee-saknoo bhayo kyaruh!
I think the best option for now is to pick one person each from them 22+ parties and do some bhaag-bandaa, jindagi plane nuh-deykhey-ko lai Tourism/Aviation Mantri, football nai nuh-haaney ko lai Sports Mantri, Jindagi haw-lo na-joteyko lai Krishi Mantri and so on! Ani tyes 22 jana bewakoof lay nai chaa-nos nuh uni haroo batuh euta Maha Mantri ya-nay-ki Prime Monster!
Lau tuh... Ajuh ko guff yeti nai! Jai Hind... sorry... Jai Nepal, sometimes I forget ni.. harmo Neta haroo hamro servant ho ki Desi haroo ko boot paalish garney haroo ho!
Uncle Prachandu, the head of the Mao Inc. criminal syndicate... oops sorry... forgot ... they are revolutionaries turned businessmen has decided to withdraw from the 'hot' seat! Now, we have another old bugger, Mr. RCP still hanging on as if the communists will change their minds and back him for the PM seat!
This 'hawa-taari' race for PM ko koorchi reminds me of my college friend, Mr. Obukiwaga (never could pronounce his name but it sounds like that!) from Nigeria. Mr. Obu (short form maa) would hang out @ them local clubs till closing tyam, hoping to get laid!
Happy Hour dekhi antim ghadi samma usko plan nai 'Ladki' pattaunay... He would first scan the dance floor and hit on all them 'hwatties' ... by 11pm, after trying to hook up with 22 'Jessica Alba'-types, he would take a quick bathroom break and then change his plan! Yes, only beer-drinkers need bathroom break every 15 minutes, whisky-swisky piu-nay haroo ko tuh only 'Liver-break' hooncha!
Tyes-pachi, he would then move on to the 'biggies'... with due respect to big-boned ladies! Tyes ma pani u fail ... ani antim ghadi ma chahi kahiley kaahi pass bhayi-halthyo!
I have no idea what I am trying to say/write here but hamro desh ko PM ko race pani yestai yestai nai ho kyaruh! Mr. Bijukche, the umbrella-killer from Bhaktapur is calling for 'President's Rule' rey or also known as 'military-saashun' and Mr. Kamal Thapa, the 'King-is-Singh' band-leader is calling for Uncle Gyanu to save the nation!
I think we should just carry on... after all, life goes on ni... Yo Jaado ma tuh jhan sure pani 18hr+ load-shedding hooncha rey .. every day! So no batti this winter and paani ko taal tyestai ho... abuh yo hew-dey bidaa ma jhan mazza auney bhayo kyaruh!
Our 601 MPs have extended their pay-check... so they don't need to worry about negative cash flow, our care-taker PM is busy doing his usual stuff... attending ribbon-cutting ceremonies. The President ko tuh kay kura garney... uha tuh NGO haroo ko program ko official mascot nai bhayee-saknoo bhayo kyaruh!
I think the best option for now is to pick one person each from them 22+ parties and do some bhaag-bandaa, jindagi plane nuh-deykhey-ko lai Tourism/Aviation Mantri, football nai nuh-haaney ko lai Sports Mantri, Jindagi haw-lo na-joteyko lai Krishi Mantri and so on! Ani tyes 22 jana bewakoof lay nai chaa-nos nuh uni haroo batuh euta Maha Mantri ya-nay-ki Prime Monster!
Lau tuh... Ajuh ko guff yeti nai! Jai Hind... sorry... Jai Nepal, sometimes I forget ni.. harmo Neta haroo hamro servant ho ki Desi haroo ko boot paalish garney haroo ho!
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