Monday, September 27, 2010

Gym or Jim Beam?


5am in the morning... Mr. Chunky Pandey (uha Chunky jastai dekhnoo hooncha kyaruh!) starts his so-called 'Bullet' bike and then warms it up for the next 10 minutes to be exact! What the hell is wrong with this guy?

After tolerating his 'natak' for a month... I finally went to his house @ exactly 4:59:33am and as he opened his gate and started vrooming... I was like 'Hey, jackass... what is your freaking problem?'

Ani tyes pachi tuh uha ko Raam-Kahaani soo-roo bhaye halyo ni! The guy goes to the gym rey .... @ 5am in the morning! Gym jaaney manchey kinuh bike sike maa, baroo jogging sogging gareruh gaye bhayi halyo ni?

Buda lai kaha ko bhoot lagyo kunni... asti samma dekh-da tuh raat vaari Jim Beam piu-noo hooncha bhanney suneko thiye... Taruh Kathmandu ko haal khabar yestai cha... Aaj kal sabai lai fit-sit soniye banney rahar lagey jasto cha.. except me of course!

Anyways, biha-nuh ko 5 bajey bike tyesaari kaan foot-nay gari start gareruh 10 minute samma vroom vroom garda , hami chimeki ko haalut kay hooncha bajiya lay sochenuh... socheko bhaye tuh usko budi uskai business partner sanguh kinuh poi-low jaan-thin ruh?

Hehehe... sorry, that was too harsh... hope he gets his 'Arnold' ko body and eye-candy as well... uslay body bana-ko nai keti pattau-nuh rey.. hoonu-tuh 40 is the new 20 bhanchan kyaruh... abuh yo budo lai pani tyes kai hawa lageko holan tuh!

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