Did you hear about that bridge falling down... abuh baccha ko bela ma tuh 'London Bridge is Falling Down' bhanney nursery rhyme tuh khoob gaa-yee-o abuh chahi India ma baccha haroo lai 'Delhi ko bridge' is fouling down bhaneruh geet sikaye hooncha hola!
The 2010 'Commonwealth' Games is scheduled to start from October 3 ho kyaruh... Delhi maa.. ani tyo bhanda pahila nai tyo Stadium link garney parking lot ko bridge tuh khasey-cha.. ani 23 jana laborer haroo ko bay-haal! India lai Amrika ruh Chiniya pachi .. next Superpower bhanthyo Time ho ki Slime Magazine lay.
Tyesko bajeey euta bridge tuh ramro sanguh banau-nuh sakay-nuh kay ho Super power... baroo Nirma Detergent lay tyo bridge sridge dhoo-ye ko bhaye chahi tikthyo hola ni? (I hope no idea why Nirma popped up here!)
Anyways, China is the next SuperPower... Amriki haroo sabai $4.95 ko Chinese Lunch Buffet ma pagli-sakyo abuh Mandarin pani sikey hooncha hola! 'Why Nepalis should learn Mandarin' bhanney bisuh-ye ma chahi arko choti kehi guff haanoo-la!
The difference between China and India:
1) Infrastructure: Bato Sato Ghato... Chinese haroo lay dumpling ruh noodle khaye pani bato chahi babaal banai-sakyo except tyo Beijing ho ki Shanghai ho.. tyeha tuh traffic-jaam nai 8-9 din ko hooncha rey..haha! Chakka-jaam nai garnoo parey-nuh.. Abuh Tibet samma tuh Super (Oxygen) Train banai-sakyo mora haroo lay...
Ani India bhaney chahi... ahiley pani sabai thau ma bato sato ghato chaina... 500million+ tuh garibi farmer haroo nai chan... ani kinuh chance nuh-lihyos tuh Naxalbaadi ruh Desi Maobaadi ley.. .So the next 25 years, India will be fighting (domestic bhancha ki, internal ki home-made desi achaar) terrorism... Tyo Pakistani-ISI goonda haroo ko tension na-liye hooncha abuh!
2) See No.1 and I guess that's enough hola... (or I have no idea what to write next ... so easy way to get the hell out of this 'numbering' game! :)
Dherai Desi haroo lai gaali nuh-garnoo parla... lyast ma gayeruh tyehi Bollywood feelim haroo hare-nai ho, ani Pee-Loon or Beera Beera Beera bhanney geet soon-dai bihanuh Shower ma nachinai haalincha... ani feri badi halla garyo bhaney border sorder banduh ani Nirma Detergent na paye pachi looga pani fohor... ani Hamro Desh ko Prime-Monster pani utai batuh sifaaris bhayeruh auney tuh ho ni.... (easy way to blame India for everything!)
Jay bhaye pani, chimeki rastra ho.. I hate my neighbor more than I will ever hate India because India lay mero ghar ma nai taseruh ghar banaa-ko chaina ni... So, Good luck to all Indians and hope the CommonWealth Games will run smoothly and hope you will get your stuff right before we can call you the next SuperPower!
Until then, let's sing a desi-remix nursery rhyme and have some nimbhoo-paani, bada-pow (khoi kasari spell garcha tyo aloo burger lai) and hope we get to watch more Aamir Khan Production ko naya flavor ko feelim haroo!
Jai Hos and hope Deepika Padukone leaves that fat arse Maaliyaa ko choro... ek din tuh jasari bhaye pani uni sanguh bad-mint-on khelnay sapana chahi poora nai garchoo ho!
BTW, who the @$#! needs this not so common-wealth games.... Abuh England ko maharaani pachi tuh Princy Charlie boy (the one who talks to the plants!) King hoonay wala chaina ani Usko Choro pani baroo DJ ya bartender nai banla jasto cha... but you never know.. the Late Queen Mother (Hamro hoina ho England ko) pani nikkai barsa bacheki-thin ... abuh yo budi mow pani 90-100 tuh baach-in hola ni!
Delhi Bridge is broken down,
Falling down, falling down.
Delhi Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.... Darling Sonia!
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