When the Kangaroos came to power, nearly all of us were excited. It was 'Naya Nepal' Part I and they managed to squander all them goodwill.... by looting and booting left and right. We have to thank them for giving Prachandu Uncle and his Mao Inc. to play their 'so-called' revolutionary war!
We can't blame the Maoists because they really just took the playbook from the Kangaroos and added some violent-remix masala to it. After all, Girija Babu and his gang did have a blast with more than 30million NRs when they managed to do that 'hijacking natak' back in the days!
And the Mao Inc. wasn't going to be satisifed with that, they went on a looting spree across the country and probably got away with more than 30million US$.. Yes.. baby... that's the way to go, if you want to loot, shoot and boot then better do a big heist than robbing the local taxi driver or pan-pasaley!
Well, let's get back to the Kangaroos. Thanks to them, we had to endure jhan-barbaad traffic jaam. The so-called election @ Academy Hall was a lesson on how our so-called politicians think. Sabai bato vari parcha nai parcha ko fohor ani safa garney kasley. Our politicans know only one thing... that is daang doong, chakka jaam, bato ko traffic divider bhatkaaauney, batti phootauney and what not!
Yes, it's easy to start a revolution but it is not that easy to govern... rey bhanthey ek jawana koon chahi buda ho ki budi lay! Hamro neta haroo ko taal nai yestai ho... And once again the Kangaroos are busy doing their thing.
If only the Kangaroos had governed well when they won the majority during them 90s ko election, they would have governed Nepal for the next 150 years. That would have broken the longest streak ever held... by the Ranajis!
Bichara Panchey lay kay lootyo 30 barsa ma, hamro Kangaroos haroo lay tuh 10 barsa mai nai Rana Sana, Panchey Sanchey lay bhanda badi nai lootay kyaruh... abuh Maobadi ko tuh kura chodoo ho ... yini haroo yestai taal lay Ambani bhai bhanda pani badi paisa hooncha yee ni haroo sanguh!
Well, Girija is dead. Sushil will die soon ani what's left. We have Prakash Man Singh.. he looks like a bull. Sher Bahadur Deuba and his tongue twisters and Sujata Auntie and her 'Cougar' nataks... Abuh Demi Moore lay tuh tyo Punk'd-wallah lai chodnuh laagi sakyo .. kaha auntie pani 30 barsey Agarwal sanguh lap dance gari raako bhanya... baroo Manmohan Singh sanguh los-pos garnoos nuh!
The Kangaroos can once again become the national party of Nepal .. only if Narhari Acharya is given the Captain's chair! But of course, there will always be few good men and women .. aroo neta, netini haroo tuh hawa ko taal ma ki chori, ki budi , ki mistress ko naata lay Central Committee ma chir-chan!
I know politics is not easy... it's not black and white and it's the same everywhere. So, we need a dictator not like Saddam or Kimmie Dai from the North but somebody like Lee Kwan Yee, the old bulldog from Singapore!
So next tyam, when the going gets tough and if you are a so-called revolutionary leader then don't run away to India and eat sookha-roti and plan your 'comeback' like them Girijay and Prachandey Babus... go to Singapore , my man and woman... eat some chicken-fly-ly, hot kopi ... u can get them Mee Goreng, Nasi Lemak, Roti, Paraatha, Chinese fried rice with chaak polnay hariyo khoorsaani and what not!
You will enjoy the food and have some fun tyam in Singapore ... sikha tyeha baseruh ani Nepal ayeruh Desh Chalaunuh payo bhaney .... hami lai pani Singapore jastai banau.... Only one man promised us that Nepal will be like Singapore.
And that was .. Mr. KP Bhattarai.. Where is he now? He is just playing majhong with his mistress, Ms. Kapali and I hear he gets free Viagra from the Amriki Embassy rey! Jay hos, Buda lay jindgai Singapore baseko bhaye po Singapore banauthyo... Vanarasi ma paan saan khayeruh tyam waste gareka haroo lay kay banaucha ruh!
Anyways, Good Luck to the Kangaroos and hope this is not the end.... taruh UML/Kangaroos haroo lay yo second chance pau-daa pani sikeko chaina... so I guess this is the end.. .We will only have the extreme left and the extreme right-wing in the near future... and what about us.. the one in the middle... well, let us all go to Singapore and drink some Tiger Beer and Chicken fly-ly!
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