The Nepal Army and the Maoist Army is at it again. What the @#$! is going on? The National Games is being organized after 9 years and thanks to our PM, the PLA folks got to participate at the last minute.
Our PM is a funny guy. He isn't worried about load shedding, water/fuel/security problems. He would rather go around dancing to local folk tunes or play the 'I wanna be a Viking' games rather than tackle the problems the country is facing!
The organizers of the National Games shit their pants when the PM called and ordered them to include the PLA 'sports' folks. If the PLA sporty folks wanted to participate in the National Games then they should have sent their application forms (or whatever it is) earlier not @ the last minute!
And our PM and the Maoist leaders don't want to lose face either so they do all they can to make their karykartas happy! So when the PLA folks were welcomed to participate... our NA folks decided to walk away!
PLA says 'We are also security folks!' so we should participate. They are right... our PLA brothers and sisters are getting allowances, food, shelter @ taxpayers expenses and so is our NA folks who are busy doing nothing.
The PLA and NA are busy doing nothing. So why not disband them all? We don't need the Nepal Police either. Disband them all! Then we can be like Somalia or Haiti! After all, a bunch of hooligans can bring Terai to a halt and the government can't do shit about it!
And our PLA brothers and sisters are bored to death... cause they don't have to fight anyone but they are busy playing Kung-Fu with each other. Lot of our PLA naaris are pregnant! And thanks to us, the taxpayers...we are footing their maternity bills as well!
At the end of the day... it's the same story! By next year, we will be feeding our Madeshi militant brothers and our Pahadi 'freedom fighters' as well! So if you want free dineros then join a militant outfit and pray that the government will hold talks and pay you off!
I would have loved to see the PLA and NA going at each other. Yes, decide who's stronger with a football game. If the PLA wins then they can brag about it until the world ends and if the NA wins ... well, they can be proud of the fact that they finally beat the PLA not with sophisticated weapons but with Chinese football boots!
It's funny that our Finance Minister, DJ BRB and our Home Minister Bam are making it a big issue. Do your job, arseholes! Raise all the taxes you want and close down Thamel forever but leave it to our Sports Minister to cry and bitch about this issue!
But the problem with our Sports Minister is that he suffers from some kind of a sleeping disease. Due to his health problems, he tends to fall asleep anytime... anywhere! It's all about the money.. crores of Rupees being spent ... organizing this so-called 'National Games' and somebody has to make some dough... I guess our PLA folks didn't get enough to stay out of it!
Everything in Nepal has to be politicized or else bhaat nai rooch-dai-nuh... now our political players are moving from the battle fields to the sports arena... what's next?
Can't we decide this natak once and for all... instead of running around the track, why don't you guys duke it out in Tundhikhel. Kill each other and get done with it ... instead of wasting our money!
Our PM is a funny guy. He isn't worried about load shedding, water/fuel/security problems. He would rather go around dancing to local folk tunes or play the 'I wanna be a Viking' games rather than tackle the problems the country is facing!
The organizers of the National Games shit their pants when the PM called and ordered them to include the PLA 'sports' folks. If the PLA sporty folks wanted to participate in the National Games then they should have sent their application forms (or whatever it is) earlier not @ the last minute!
And our PM and the Maoist leaders don't want to lose face either so they do all they can to make their karykartas happy! So when the PLA folks were welcomed to participate... our NA folks decided to walk away!
PLA says 'We are also security folks!' so we should participate. They are right... our PLA brothers and sisters are getting allowances, food, shelter @ taxpayers expenses and so is our NA folks who are busy doing nothing.
The PLA and NA are busy doing nothing. So why not disband them all? We don't need the Nepal Police either. Disband them all! Then we can be like Somalia or Haiti! After all, a bunch of hooligans can bring Terai to a halt and the government can't do shit about it!
And our PLA brothers and sisters are bored to death... cause they don't have to fight anyone but they are busy playing Kung-Fu with each other. Lot of our PLA naaris are pregnant! And thanks to us, the taxpayers...we are footing their maternity bills as well!
At the end of the day... it's the same story! By next year, we will be feeding our Madeshi militant brothers and our Pahadi 'freedom fighters' as well! So if you want free dineros then join a militant outfit and pray that the government will hold talks and pay you off!
I would have loved to see the PLA and NA going at each other. Yes, decide who's stronger with a football game. If the PLA wins then they can brag about it until the world ends and if the NA wins ... well, they can be proud of the fact that they finally beat the PLA not with sophisticated weapons but with Chinese football boots!
It's funny that our Finance Minister, DJ BRB and our Home Minister Bam are making it a big issue. Do your job, arseholes! Raise all the taxes you want and close down Thamel forever but leave it to our Sports Minister to cry and bitch about this issue!
But the problem with our Sports Minister is that he suffers from some kind of a sleeping disease. Due to his health problems, he tends to fall asleep anytime... anywhere! It's all about the money.. crores of Rupees being spent ... organizing this so-called 'National Games' and somebody has to make some dough... I guess our PLA folks didn't get enough to stay out of it!
Everything in Nepal has to be politicized or else bhaat nai rooch-dai-nuh... now our political players are moving from the battle fields to the sports arena... what's next?
Can't we decide this natak once and for all... instead of running around the track, why don't you guys duke it out in Tundhikhel. Kill each other and get done with it ... instead of wasting our money!
If we keep on fighting like this then don't be surprised if Paras bro makes a comeback. Yes, laugh all you want. We laughed @ them Maoists with their bharu-wa banduk and look where we are today. We can laugh @ Paras and who knows ... according to our Hindu astrologers, Paras ko nidhaar ma Raaja banna lekhe-ko cha rey!
If Paras becomes the almighty Emperor then I will probably move to Jumla because I don't want to be in KTM when he's driving drunk and crazy. I will be happy watching 'Girls Gone Wild' rather than 'Paras Gone Wild'
I really feel sorry for our athletes... they get paid peanuts, and they have to be happy with their so-called diet of boiled channas and milk tea while our so-called sports officials have all the fun!
This is Nepal... Kaam garney kalu , makai khaney bhaloo! Kalu does all the work and the Bear eats the Corn! How come our Nepali jokes doesn't sound funny when we do them Angrezi translation!
If Paras becomes the almighty Emperor then I will probably move to Jumla because I don't want to be in KTM when he's driving drunk and crazy. I will be happy watching 'Girls Gone Wild' rather than 'Paras Gone Wild'
I really feel sorry for our athletes... they get paid peanuts, and they have to be happy with their so-called diet of boiled channas and milk tea while our so-called sports officials have all the fun!
This is Nepal... Kaam garney kalu , makai khaney bhaloo! Kalu does all the work and the Bear eats the Corn! How come our Nepali jokes doesn't sound funny when we do them Angrezi translation!
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