I have finally decided what to do with my life! Yes, I just wanna live when I am alive... (It's my Life!), said Mr. Bon Jovi! Didn't have much to do this afternoon, so I decided to grab a soda, HaldiRam ko Bhujiya and Kit-Kat and enjoy 'whatever' Bollywood movie was playing on TV!
If you want to be a scientist then be a great scientist... if you want to be a grass-cutter (landscaping) guy then be the greatest grass-cutter in the world! No, my Dad did not say that. Pretty Jean-Ta ko Buwa was telling that to (R)Hit--Hick Roshan!
After drinking 1 ltr Coke, a packet of Bhujiya and Kit-Kats... the lights went off! I don't know what happened at the end but it was a good movie. Don't know why our Desi folks didn't like it when 'Lakhsya' came out in 2004!
Anyways, the last time I watched a 'Bollywood' movie was ... last year! Aamir khan ko bhanja ko movie! Went to the movie with my naari-friend, then went to jail for beating up a khaney paani ko engineer, got my nose fractured ... thanks to the local Don and the only thing I haven't done so far to complete that 'Rathod' from Ranjhor natak ... I am still looking for a horse!
I don't understand women. They are like... black hole. Oops... once again I am not good with analogies! What I mean is... "Black Hole is a mysterious object, yet to know completely by man." I heard that from a Desi Dude who got dumped by his Chinese girlfriend ... @ CBGB! Well, CBGB closed down and Lucy Lu moved to Nashville!
Okay, let's get back to my life. I have finally decided what to do in KTM. Yes, Dad and Mom.. I wanna be a taxi driver. If I tweak the meter by half call (whatever that means?) then I make 50 Rs more... if I go a step further and put 'Ek' Call then I will make 100 Rs more from another KTM sucker!
No, I won't do that. That was Meatloaf! I am not going to be driving around, looking for trouble or saving some Jodie Foster. I just want to be a good taxi driver, driving Aunties to beauty salons...( sorry, it's them Spas these days... Foxy 'Botox' Lady!), Uncles to 'Dohori' restaurants, nanis to Sherpa Mall and Nanas to so-called underground Hip-Hop concerts!
Taxi fare is @#$!ing crazy in KTM! I go to the same bar every weekend. If it's a good/ no hanky panky meter than it's only 192 NRs. If half-call then 242, if one-call then 300! And if the guy is crazy and the meter says '400' Rupees then it's a punch in the face and a boot in the teeth for that arsehole!
Well, I didn't beat the guy to death but gave him 500 Rupees and wished him 'bad luck' , praying that someday a crazy wacko in KTM , with an Indian home-made pistol will blast his balls off into oblivion!
Oblivion? WTF? I did it. Finally I used a 'gaaro' angrezi word, although I have no idea what it means. Yes, Miss A ... can u please stop teasing me about my 'is, was, does, this , that' khaal-ko-English.
I am not the one writing proposals to INGOs asking for $$$ to save Nepal. Nothing wrong with that. Good job but I don't think 1 corore ko Prado ma chadera desh bikash huncha ni nani saheb!
If you want to be a scientist then be a great scientist... if you want to be a grass-cutter (landscaping) guy then be the greatest grass-cutter in the world! No, my Dad did not say that. Pretty Jean-Ta ko Buwa was telling that to (R)Hit--Hick Roshan!
After drinking 1 ltr Coke, a packet of Bhujiya and Kit-Kats... the lights went off! I don't know what happened at the end but it was a good movie. Don't know why our Desi folks didn't like it when 'Lakhsya' came out in 2004!
Anyways, the last time I watched a 'Bollywood' movie was ... last year! Aamir khan ko bhanja ko movie! Went to the movie with my naari-friend, then went to jail for beating up a khaney paani ko engineer, got my nose fractured ... thanks to the local Don and the only thing I haven't done so far to complete that 'Rathod' from Ranjhor natak ... I am still looking for a horse!
I don't understand women. They are like... black hole. Oops... once again I am not good with analogies! What I mean is... "Black Hole is a mysterious object, yet to know completely by man." I heard that from a Desi Dude who got dumped by his Chinese girlfriend ... @ CBGB! Well, CBGB closed down and Lucy Lu moved to Nashville!
Okay, let's get back to my life. I have finally decided what to do in KTM. Yes, Dad and Mom.. I wanna be a taxi driver. If I tweak the meter by half call (whatever that means?) then I make 50 Rs more... if I go a step further and put 'Ek' Call then I will make 100 Rs more from another KTM sucker!
No, I won't do that. That was Meatloaf! I am not going to be driving around, looking for trouble or saving some Jodie Foster. I just want to be a good taxi driver, driving Aunties to beauty salons...( sorry, it's them Spas these days... Foxy 'Botox' Lady!), Uncles to 'Dohori' restaurants, nanis to Sherpa Mall and Nanas to so-called underground Hip-Hop concerts!
Taxi fare is @#$!ing crazy in KTM! I go to the same bar every weekend. If it's a good/ no hanky panky meter than it's only 192 NRs. If half-call then 242, if one-call then 300! And if the guy is crazy and the meter says '400' Rupees then it's a punch in the face and a boot in the teeth for that arsehole!
Well, I didn't beat the guy to death but gave him 500 Rupees and wished him 'bad luck' , praying that someday a crazy wacko in KTM , with an Indian home-made pistol will blast his balls off into oblivion!
Oblivion? WTF? I did it. Finally I used a 'gaaro' angrezi word, although I have no idea what it means. Yes, Miss A ... can u please stop teasing me about my 'is, was, does, this , that' khaal-ko-English.
I am not the one writing proposals to INGOs asking for $$$ to save Nepal. Nothing wrong with that. Good job but I don't think 1 corore ko Prado ma chadera desh bikash huncha ni nani saheb!
"I don't understand women. They are like... black hole. " I think that says it all how much or little you know women ..hehe ;) This kinda analogy / metaphor will only get you condemned into "oblivion" from our female counterpart Bro:)
ReplyDeleteI would much prefer you saying, you want to be a Daddy than a Taxi-driver !! :) I think being a bus-driver and being on the road - our byroad to bato-man - is a much exciting prospect than being a "local" driver inside KTM :) What you think ?? :)