Lazy Gringo is a nice little 'Burrito' place in Jawlakhel. It is owned by Amrikanos and they make decent so-called 'Arizona' style Mexican rotis! But too much beans and you will have enough gas to make a Hydrogen Bomb!
Amrikanos are usually nice people. They are frank, friendly and fabulous (College girls on Spring Break!) but some of them are really @#$!ing arrogant and rude! And today must have been my lucky day ... finally met a crazy gringo (after many months!) and if it wasn't for my friend, I swear to Allah... I would have thrown that bastard out the window!
Dude, we are not in New York anymore! You are in Nepal... and please don't act all big and mighty with your 'first world' attitude! Just because you can't smoke inside a bar in NYC doesn't mean ... the same rule applies here in KTM!
And sorry... I should have asked you if you liked it before I blew smoke in your face. Nobody told you to stand in front of me... if you want fresh air then go to Nagarkot or ABC trekking or something!
And please don't give me the BS about how @#$!ed up our society is... yes, KTM is dusty, polluted and we may be laid-back but that doesn't mean we are lazy and uncivilized.
Our Gringo should be happy that (US Embassy ko vehicle hits a young kid and he is in a coma but) we are not burning tyres in front of the Amriki Embassy... because our politicians don't want to mess with the Amrikanos! Yes, David Bowie was right. I'm Afraid of Americans!
Our leaders are scared of China too! Why are our leaders worried about a bunch of Tibetans protesting in front of the Chinese Embassy? Yes, we are funny people. We will destroy public property if the Desis bitch about us but when it comes to the Chinese or the Amrikanos then we just put up and shut up!
And what's wrong with taking pictures of the Amriki Embassy? It's about time we stand up for our right to take pictures anywhere we want! This is our country, we shouldn't be dragged inside the Amriki Embassy compound and questioned by so-called Amriki officials like we are bunch of Talibans!
Okay, let's get back to the story. Our crazy 'gringo' was talking about how he hooked up with a Nepali girl and she turned out to be a psycho! Just because she's txting u five times a day doesn't mean she's desperate! Maybe she likes you and just wants to be your friend!
Isn't it much better than going to a club every weekend (back home!) hoping to get laid and not getting laid at all? And it's a sad story for our Amriki folks who are getting laid off left and right. It really sucks when u r broke and you are not getting any action. It's like a double whammy... yes, I would like a 'Double Whopper' please!
Things I miss about Amrika ... Burger King , Film Forum, The Grey Dog's Coffee (Carmine St.) and the Mexican drug dealer and her home-delivery service! Okay that was TMI! My bad!
Thank God u r in Nepal and folks are nice and friendly and not everyone is thinking of exchanging bodily fluids... maybe she just wants to exchange business cards! Yes, Networking is in ... @#$!ing is out!
And to all our Khuire-nis... u can wear your tank tops, minis ... u can even walk around naked in KTM and nobody is going to come after you! This is Nepal not Afghanistan. You don't have to cover your knees. I was reading this article from some Amriki chick who goes to Cornell (she's in KTM right now!) and she was bitching about how conservative we are.
Just because her Nepali room-mate tells her that it's not good to show some skin... she writes some 'oh! these ppl are so conservative' for her school newspaper! I guess it's time to find a new room-mate and maybe go to Dr. Sanduk Ruit. He is famous for his stamina... at the operating table!
Maybe we are conservative but nobody is going to stone you to death for showing your arms and legs! C'mon... if you are so into this 'third world' natak then please go to Afghanistan. Maybe they will treat you better and you can learn how to wear a Burkha!
Nothing wrong with wearing a burkha either but I don't think everyone in Amrika is walking around like Britney Spears or them Hip-Hop Divas! I think we should hold a really progressive dance party for our khuire-folks who fail to adapt and can't enjoy their stay!
How about a nice dance party... open bar (yes, we know you guys... cheap bastards!), free snacks (u guys can gobble down more Momos than us!) and clothing is optional (then u don't have to worry about covering anything!). You can shake it, flaunt it and get over it!
p.s. Nothing against the 'infidels' but once in a while ... it's fun to talk shit about the white folks!
Amrikanos are usually nice people. They are frank, friendly and fabulous (College girls on Spring Break!) but some of them are really @#$!ing arrogant and rude! And today must have been my lucky day ... finally met a crazy gringo (after many months!) and if it wasn't for my friend, I swear to Allah... I would have thrown that bastard out the window!
Dude, we are not in New York anymore! You are in Nepal... and please don't act all big and mighty with your 'first world' attitude! Just because you can't smoke inside a bar in NYC doesn't mean ... the same rule applies here in KTM!
And sorry... I should have asked you if you liked it before I blew smoke in your face. Nobody told you to stand in front of me... if you want fresh air then go to Nagarkot or ABC trekking or something!
And please don't give me the BS about how @#$!ed up our society is... yes, KTM is dusty, polluted and we may be laid-back but that doesn't mean we are lazy and uncivilized.
Our Gringo should be happy that (US Embassy ko vehicle hits a young kid and he is in a coma but) we are not burning tyres in front of the Amriki Embassy... because our politicians don't want to mess with the Amrikanos! Yes, David Bowie was right. I'm Afraid of Americans!
Our leaders are scared of China too! Why are our leaders worried about a bunch of Tibetans protesting in front of the Chinese Embassy? Yes, we are funny people. We will destroy public property if the Desis bitch about us but when it comes to the Chinese or the Amrikanos then we just put up and shut up!
And what's wrong with taking pictures of the Amriki Embassy? It's about time we stand up for our right to take pictures anywhere we want! This is our country, we shouldn't be dragged inside the Amriki Embassy compound and questioned by so-called Amriki officials like we are bunch of Talibans!
Okay, let's get back to the story. Our crazy 'gringo' was talking about how he hooked up with a Nepali girl and she turned out to be a psycho! Just because she's txting u five times a day doesn't mean she's desperate! Maybe she likes you and just wants to be your friend!
Isn't it much better than going to a club every weekend (back home!) hoping to get laid and not getting laid at all? And it's a sad story for our Amriki folks who are getting laid off left and right. It really sucks when u r broke and you are not getting any action. It's like a double whammy... yes, I would like a 'Double Whopper' please!
Things I miss about Amrika ... Burger King , Film Forum, The Grey Dog's Coffee (Carmine St.) and the Mexican drug dealer and her home-delivery service! Okay that was TMI! My bad!
Thank God u r in Nepal and folks are nice and friendly and not everyone is thinking of exchanging bodily fluids... maybe she just wants to exchange business cards! Yes, Networking is in ... @#$!ing is out!
And to all our Khuire-nis... u can wear your tank tops, minis ... u can even walk around naked in KTM and nobody is going to come after you! This is Nepal not Afghanistan. You don't have to cover your knees. I was reading this article from some Amriki chick who goes to Cornell (she's in KTM right now!) and she was bitching about how conservative we are.
Just because her Nepali room-mate tells her that it's not good to show some skin... she writes some 'oh! these ppl are so conservative' for her school newspaper! I guess it's time to find a new room-mate and maybe go to Dr. Sanduk Ruit. He is famous for his stamina... at the operating table!
Maybe we are conservative but nobody is going to stone you to death for showing your arms and legs! C'mon... if you are so into this 'third world' natak then please go to Afghanistan. Maybe they will treat you better and you can learn how to wear a Burkha!
Nothing wrong with wearing a burkha either but I don't think everyone in Amrika is walking around like Britney Spears or them Hip-Hop Divas! I think we should hold a really progressive dance party for our khuire-folks who fail to adapt and can't enjoy their stay!
How about a nice dance party... open bar (yes, we know you guys... cheap bastards!), free snacks (u guys can gobble down more Momos than us!) and clothing is optional (then u don't have to worry about covering anything!). You can shake it, flaunt it and get over it!
p.s. Nothing against the 'infidels' but once in a while ... it's fun to talk shit about the white folks!
hahahaha.... this one was FUN!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't the mighty US of A one of the most conservative country in the western world ??
ReplyDeleteOn a funnier note, The Jonas brothers will have more luck abstaining from premarital sex if they wear the 'purity ring' on their **** !! :)