What's up P?

We have all heard stories about the former Crown Prince, Paras Sarkar… and now our new Crown Prince, Prakash Sarkar is in the news! If we had started that ‘Thermal Power’ thing then we wouldn’t have had to deal with this load shedding natak. Okay, it would have cost us more… but it would also have helped Prakash and his friends to make billions of Rupees!

According to our Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, Paras was a good man… when he was sober! But when he got drunk then you either had to hide or just run away! Prakash Dahal is also a good man. When he gets drunk, he doesn’t go around town, beating people up or running over somebody. Our man, Prakash likes to just sit on a chair and sleep!

The folks @ Nepal Samachar Patra are either brave or just stupid. If our PM’s son wasn’t going around, trying to get his entourage drunk then why the hell would our ‘two-peg’ journalists write such BS! Yes, our Nepali journalists would rather head to the buffet table and drink like a fish but sometimes they do their job.

Everything is expensive these days…. So just two pegs of whisky is not enough to buy our patrakar folks!

After all, you can make up stories about the former Royals and get away with it but when it comes to the Maoists, you better watch your back or else 40+ comrades will play football. And it’s not a good thing when the football is YOU!

I don’t know what’s going to happen next… but our patrakars are pretty lame compared to our British brothers. If only we had brave folks like them British tabloid-wallahs then we would have footage of Prachandu drinking buffalo milk and GirijaBabu smoking and drinking … and what not!

We all have our vices. I am a black sheep of the family. Okay, it’s not something to be proud of but we can’t blame our parents for the way we turn out to be. And this ‘When you can’t take care of your son then how can you take care of the country?’ joke is so 19th century!

Gyanendra Shah is a businessman. He is the only Nepali guy who could fool the Marwaris. Okay, he didn’t give a dime to Paras but that doesn’t mean Gyanu Uncle is a bad man! Prachandu Uncle is trying his best… he’s been running around to local cultural festivals, football matches, exhibitions and what not.

Our Home minister is busy… doing nothing but our poor PM is busy meeting the Tharu Folks, the Madeshis, Muslims, Jan-Jaatis… local village folks who decide to do a bandh and the list goes on and on. Our PM is now like a Ward Chairman. So, please don’t blame him if his son likes to get drunk and fall asleep in hotels!

We hear stories about Prakash Dahal making millions … he is now our ‘Zardari’ … Mr. 10% but give him a break. If Paras can buy a Harley Davidson then Prakash should get a chance to buy a Haathi (elephant!)… if Paras still fantasizes about bedding Manisha Koirala then we should let Prakash Dahal fantasize about Jharana Bajracharya.

Paras is now planning to get into this ‘Golf Resort’ business in Singapore or Malaysia. Prakash should enjoy the perks of being a computer operator @ the PM’s Office! Enjoy while you can… because all good things come to an end!