Happy Wedding!

Is the world coming to an end? Then why are people getting married left and right... have been attending 2-3 weddings everyday and the 'party palace' high cholesterol snacks will probably send thousands of Kathmanduites to 'Sahid Ganglal' Heart Hospital next month!

And while the parents were busy talking with relatives they hate ... the kids were busy dancing to Akon's 'Na Na Na' . Must give it to the DJ... what's up with playing 'Don't u wish ur gf was hot like me?'

And the DJ's girlfriend was really hot but Saris does that to Nepali women! You can't go wrong with a Sari. Some girls look hot in shorts, some in pants but with Saris... it's like God made Sari him/herself so that women would look good and for Nepali men, God gave us 'eyes' the size of grapefruit so that we can ogle at the women!

And for MCPs ... don't feel bad , according to some mad scientist, a 10-minute ogle at the women's form is as healthy as half-an-hour work out in the gym. No, I am not making this up. Anyways, party palaces now charge like 450+ per plate. Weddings are expensive and I guess nobody is listening to the PM's address.

Yes, Maobaadi weddings are great... you get a lunch box (a banana is a must!) but you will have to listen to like two hour long 'revolutionary' speeches by a central committee member then a district member and the bride and the groom. If all of us did it this way then like the Narayanhiti, party palaces would also be national museums.

Let's get back to the wedding! Bird flu was flying like crazy... the party palace must have gotten 'em chickens on the cheap! 13 year olds were drinking beer and smoking near the bushes. And I felt like asking a woman sitting next to me ... to marry me right then and there! She smiled. Her teeth were perfect. She asked me if I was related to someone. I asked her where she worked out.

Then her husband came and sat beside me and said, 'I am lucky to be married to this woman' and I replied, 'I would have been much luckier if I had married her' and then he looked at me as if I pulled a 'Brutus' on him. God ... why don't you zip my lips? I need to visit a Shrink. Why do I always say the right things at the wrong time?

But I just don't get it. This man had a big belly, he was drunk like hell but his lady had like 'Madonna-biceps' and she could have given any Miss World a run for her money in the looks department. I guess ... opposites do attract! Lord... I know you work in mysterious ways but give me a sign!

My high school friends are getting married next week. I wish them all the best. May God give you good life, good children and a healthy love life. No big belly for the groom and may the bride remain beautiful forever. Nothing wrong with Botox for women and Liposuction for men!

And I need to see Dr. Upendra Devkota... just want to make sure my circuits are okay. I don't want to sound like a jerk everytime I open my mouth!