Leaving KTM!

My friend is going to Australia. Well, everyone is going Down Under these days. And I didn't mean that sexually! He makes good money here in KTM. 60,000 Rupees is not bad. It's like in the top 10 percentile... I guess!

I made only 50,000 in the last 12 months! @#$!... if only I was a MCP (Member of the [M] Communist Party) then I would have made at least 4,600 plus benefits per month! I think that would be a little better!

He has had it with KTM. He wants to hang out with Kangaroos and drink FOSTER beer or something like that. His wife is a banker. Why the hell would they want to move to Australia? Well, one thing for sure, you can always watch them Australian Rules Football, drink FOSTER and shout 'Ozzie, ozzie, ozzie!"

We all have our own reasons for leaving... but if you are making decent money in KTM then I think you should stay back. What do I know? I have never made any money anywhere .... but if I move to Zimbabwe then I will be a Billionaire! Then I will invite you all to my pad.... probably a broken down hut with natural plumbing!

The western world is in an economic crisis! It must be tough for them khuires and hope my friends will get a decent job and of course, they won't have to worry about water and electricity problems. They can shower anytime they want... watch Zee TV in the middle of the night and not worry about 'no network coverage'...

But I am getting used to life in KTM! Waiting for Batti is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. I don't know what that's supposed to mean but I did hear one foxy lady saying 'it's better than an orgasm.. bacchu!' Okay! And all this while, I thought it was chocolates!

According to a recent newspaper report, many married couples are now getting it on than ever before! Aha! Thank loadshedding for something! Come next year, don't be surprised if you hear babies crying louder than them generators late in the evening.

Good luck to all our friends who are far far away or who are planning to move to another galaxy.

May the force be with you!