Saturday, March 28, 2009

Turn Off the Light?



Earth Hour 2009! Did you turn off your lights? Well... If this was a competition then Nepal would be #1... Yes, we did it ... Amigos! Our Western 'Earthly' beings asked us to turn off the lights from 8:30pm - 9:30 pm local time.

But my neighborhood was ready. We started this so-called 'Global Election' thing from 4 in the afternoon and it lasted till midnight! We should thank the Nepali government for really planning this event before hand.

And who said our leaders don't have any vision or insight? We have been turning off the lights for 16 hours a day. We, Nepalese are the only folks who are actually leading this 'Save Earth' campaign!

Now, we are also conserving water. We are cooking food in as little water as possible. We have managed to master the art of washing our faces and brushing our teeth with only a glass of water! And by next month, we will move into the next level... a glass of water will be enough for a normal shower!

This will really help our tourism industry in 2011. Visit Nepal... and Save Earth! And our Nepali businessmen in China should stop sending us trousers (size 34 and 36 only!) and instead ask the Chinese to make 28 million Helmet [with] Lights powered by some kind of a solar thing!

And we could set a Guinness World Record if we all put on our helmets, turn on the light and stared @ the moon. Then what? Drink Guinness Stout and sing some Irish folks songs! If anyone wants to lead the parade and dress up like a (female!) Leprechaun then please give me a call! My number is 39,367,750,908 divided by 1-9!

p.s. Okay, female leprechauns do not exist but there's no harm in trying to picture a Nepzie Girl in black latex catsuit! Thanxs Miss SP for giving me your number with that division natak... And next time, please don't give me your Daddy's number. Please do teach him some Yoga stuff... he needs to bring down his BP or else!

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