CIA agents are offering Viagra to Afghan warlords and it seems to be working. Maybe, we should all pitch in and buy our netas, bottles of Viagra so that they can function better for the coming year! What about our neta-nis? I don't know, it's cold winter and no electricity, how about pashmina shawls?
The Himal media attack is a big thing abroad. And so is today's blast near our international airport. But it's no news here in Kathmandu! A Hindi-speaking man, from Ranabir Sena says 'we did some dhamaka because we don't want Nepal as a secular state!'
What's the difference? Majority of our government holidays and festivals are Hindu Holidays! And our VP speaks Hindi. We all watch Indian Idol and now, we are even allowed to vote directly from Nepal.
Well, the Himal media attackers have surrendered. I don't know what that means. They will probably be drinking special Chiya (tea) inside a police station rather than the YCL camp! I guess everybody would rather spend our tax payers money.
I don't think they will be punished. For the last 240 years, brawns have ruled Nepal rather than brains and it doesn't look like, we will be changing that any time soon. In Nepal, fists rule! Instead of smoking hookah, we resort to mookahs!
The PM has decided to no longer attend any local functions. That's good news. He must be tired by now... running around like Flash Gordon. He needs to take some rest. Especially, those 1-ton flower garlands must have been a pain in his neck. His throat needs some rest as well.
Too much BT (Big Talk) and no action is equal to Nepali janata's painful reaction!
Oil Prices are down... down... down! But our micro-bus wallahs don't give a damn. Transporation fares haven't come down as the oil prices. Even the government can't do a thing about it.
Welcome to New Nepal! Nobody is scared of anybody. Everybody can do whatever they want. Except if you are a dancer in a dance restaurant or a side-walk vendor or you like to gamble in Kathmandu's casinos. ..then... be very afraid. BamDev will bite your arse!
The Himal media attack is a big thing abroad. And so is today's blast near our international airport. But it's no news here in Kathmandu! A Hindi-speaking man, from Ranabir Sena says 'we did some dhamaka because we don't want Nepal as a secular state!'
What's the difference? Majority of our government holidays and festivals are Hindu Holidays! And our VP speaks Hindi. We all watch Indian Idol and now, we are even allowed to vote directly from Nepal.
Well, the Himal media attackers have surrendered. I don't know what that means. They will probably be drinking special Chiya (tea) inside a police station rather than the YCL camp! I guess everybody would rather spend our tax payers money.
I don't think they will be punished. For the last 240 years, brawns have ruled Nepal rather than brains and it doesn't look like, we will be changing that any time soon. In Nepal, fists rule! Instead of smoking hookah, we resort to mookahs!
The PM has decided to no longer attend any local functions. That's good news. He must be tired by now... running around like Flash Gordon. He needs to take some rest. Especially, those 1-ton flower garlands must have been a pain in his neck. His throat needs some rest as well.
Too much BT (Big Talk) and no action is equal to Nepali janata's painful reaction!
Oil Prices are down... down... down! But our micro-bus wallahs don't give a damn. Transporation fares haven't come down as the oil prices. Even the government can't do a thing about it.
Welcome to New Nepal! Nobody is scared of anybody. Everybody can do whatever they want. Except if you are a dancer in a dance restaurant or a side-walk vendor or you like to gamble in Kathmandu's casinos. ..then... be very afraid. BamDev will bite your arse!
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