Not a Good Idea!

Once again, we have a fuel shortage in KTM. This time, it has nothing to do with not paying the bills to our Desi brothers. Well, the story is that the government wants to get rid of 20-year old tankers but the tanker-wallahs don't think it's a good idea.

The government has asked the transportation-wallahs to cut down the fares but so far they have been only showing their middle finger. And traffic police do more harm than good by conducting a surprise inspection in the middle of the road. It creates more traffic jam.

Our KTM cyclists like to ride in the middle of the street and mo'bikes folks will try to squeeze in even if it means getting flattened by a big-arse truck!

The PM is getting a new car. Yes, the average working class wage in KTM is around 3,000 Rupees and so-called professionals make around 15-20,000. A dishwasher in Kathmandu will have to work 3,333.33 years to be able to afford a car like the one the PM will be cruising around in KTM!

And that is only possible if he sleeps on the street, walks around naked, eats nothing and doesn't carry a mobile! And of course, if only he doesn't have to pay any taxes to the local trade union.

Load shedding is not going to hamper new business plans. There will be another TV news channel soon. Yes, our first NTV newsreader, Mr. Durga Nath Sharma will be heading this new venture and Rama Singh and Nir Shah, both NTV folks are also involved in this project. According to Khukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, Uncle Gyanu is the major shareholder. I don't know, this is Nepal. Too much Halla and @#$ ko dalla!

And we also have Bhaskar Raj Karnikar who heads Avenues TV and Bhusan Dahal looks after Kantipur TV. So folks, if you want to be a media tycoon... then please start with reading the news or hosting music shows and then in a decade or two , you will own a TV station in Nepal!

The water tanker folks are having a hard time satisfying their customers. The folks at Godavari, Sundarijal have stopped the tanker-wallahs from filling their tanks. Filled up the tankie today. The water was all muddy. Can't complain... or the tanker guys might not show up the next time.

It's never a good idea to ask for better service. We get no respect from the government, local businesses or even the stray dogs. If you are dressed up like a hippie then the local dogs go crazy as if they want a piece of your balls. Even the local stray dogs are racist. They leave the Khuire hobos alone!

The local momo shop ko achar is different every other day. If you ask why then they will blame the tomatoes. If you go to NTC and complain about the network then they will blame the electricity. If you go to a local masu shop and bitch about the khasi ko masu not being tasty enough, the butcher will curse at the khasi. Next time, he will give you a donkey instead!

If you ask the taxi driver not to park in the middle of the street, he says, 'Where should I park ... in your house?'

If you ask a school teacher why he is drinking local raksi in the afternoon, he replies, "Why, do you have a problem if I drink?"

If you ask somebody their name.. they will not only get offended but will give you an evil glare as if you are asking them to join in for a game of 'strip poker'... @$!#... so it's not a good idea to be nice and friendly and trying to help others. Just follow the KYMS formula. Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Bagmati stinks like Hell. KYMS. The vegetable seller dumps his trash in the middle of the street. KYMS. No water, no batti, no work, no money, no honey. KYMS all the way to death!