Saturday, January 31, 2015

Where do we go from here?

Our freeloaders seem to only know how to get into confrontation instead of forging consensus to deliver a constitution. Our good for nothing netas need to understand that they need to be flexible and be able to compromise to end the political deadlock instead of playing the blame game.

Our clowns have shown us that they are good at fighting with each other over petty issues but come to an agreement only when it comes to looting the state treasury. I think they have a lot to learn from the common people whom they claim to fight for. 

The common folks have to compromise everyday and sacrifice a lot to provide for their families. Our clowns sacrifice the young ones while promising a better future for all of us but in reality, they are only after the kurchi.

It's about time we took a stand regardless of our political affiliation, religion or ethnicity.  Our young ones should take to the streets and tell the dirty old men to either shape up or ship out. 

I think we should ask our social leaders who have devoted their life to improve society to take the lead because we are tired of our political actors who are better fit for circus acts than writing the constitution.

Our Emperor and his friends have now announced a new series of protest programs that will probably last till the Nepali New Year. Our ruling clowns want to settle everything by pushing for the voting process whereas our opposition buffoons want consensus but do not want to agree to anything.

The 30-party opposition alliance wants to go the people to force the ruling coalition to back down. Why in the world would you want to go back to the people when we have already sent all of you freeloaders to the Constipated Assembly (CA) to give us a constitution? 

Our political parties do not care about the people. Most of our clowns are wild capitalists masquerading as socialists and communists. We have yet to see any social programs that benefit the common people while our byaparis continue to make a killing. 

Our incompetent government can't even provide us a cylinder of cooking gas and yet our Sushil Da and his crew members are not ashamed about it. Our so-called netas have no empathy because all of them suffer from Narcissistic personality disorder. 

Instead of making our lives miserable by carry out chakka jams, rallies and bandas, our opposition wallahs should hire all theater artistes in the country and stage theatres across the country. I think our Maoist and their allies should ask their cultural groups to perform songs and dances while we wait in line to get a refill of cooking gas cylinder.

We have given these buffoons a second chance and they are still not interested to come together to write the constitution. If we are to get a constitution only after everyone is satisfied then we will have to wait for another decade or two decades when most of our so-called top leaders will be in hell. Maybe our young generation of leaders will then finally deliver a constitution.

Our opposition wallahs plan to carry out their protest programs in three phases. I guess the first one will be peaceful rallies, the second will be bandas here and there and the final showdown will probably be inside of the CA Hall. Please do not throw chairs and hurls microphones this time. 

You can disrupt the CA by dancing non-stop for a week and probably get into the Guinness Book of World Records. Do something to make us proud instead of playing the blame game and hurting the common people who really don't want to see the same natak again and again.

Most of our young folks and flower shops wallahs in the country will be happy if our freeloaders don't carry out any bandas on February 14. I think it would be better if our opposition wallahs handed roses to the ruling clowns on that day and make up instead of mocking each other.

I think we should also ask our opposition wallahs not to conduct rallies and other protest nataks on Saturdays as well. Leave Saturdays to the people while you can battle it out with each on weekdays. The common folks have only a day off and they want to visit their friends and families and go to the movies or take their kids to the Zoo unlike our incompetent clowns who have all the free time in the world.

Our clowns need to understand why we are here. Our Emperor and his allies have failed to win the hearts and the minds of folks who really believe in change. We may have gotten rid of one Maharaja but we now have a dozen mini-Maharajas. 

Our  Emperor and his allies have no choice but to work together with the ruling clowns to write the constitution. We are here today because our comrades wanted nothing less than a Constituent Assembly to draft a new constitution. 

It would be stupid for them to boycott or even quit the CA and think that taking to the streets will help to forge consensus among themselves. Please compromise and move on.

Yesterday was Martyrs' Day and as usual, we had a public holiday and our government wallahs did their fake act of remembering the martyrs. Let us all pay tribute to our martyrs who sacrificed their lives for a better Nepal. 

It's a shame that our so-called leaders have failed us miserably and are hell-bent on taking this country down the drain instead of realizing the dreams of the martyrs.

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