Never play with your cell phone when u r drinking Vodka! No, it wasn't Lenin or Hemingway who said that but I discovered this today! I read somewhere that Vodka is the best drink in town because even if you drink a gallon, nobody will know because it has no smell!
Well, I guess Nepali Vodka are made differently.... because even if I drink a peg and go home, my family knows that I have some alcohol in my system. And all these years, I thought lwaang-sukmel could take away them 'cig-breath' but my mother can predict the exact time (in seconds!) when I had my last cigarette!
Was drinking my usual 'Vodka & Sprite'.... did try lotsa 'RedBull, Cranberry, whatever' combo but Nepal ko Sprite is still dah best! I might be suffering from Parkinson's because my brain and my right hand maybe out of sync! I have always been good @ talking, drinking and shaking my hand (like them gaadi ko wiper!) and then spilling my drinks on some hot woman sitting next to me!
And this was my lucky day.... She was wearing shorts! But somehow my cell phone took the brunt of vodka-spill (worse than them oil-spill) , so only 27.22% landed on her thigh! My brain was telling me to pick up the cell phone and start cleaning it up but my right hand (the usual suspect) decided to take 12 napkins and started rubbing her thigh.... (well .. I was trying to clean the mess but she thought otherwise!)
I thought I was being a gentleman.. I was sacrificing my so-called 'daami' cellphone for a lady but as always, it got lost in translation... or misjudgement of my actions! Now, I have a cell phone that seems to go into a coma now and then and the worse part... a hot woman who has now probably txt-ed half of KTM about how I am a pervert who likes to grab a woman's thigh within 43 seconds of meeting her!
Next tyam, I am drinking hot chocolate!
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