Saturday, May 1, 2010

Happy Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day.. everyone! We should thank our Maoist Cumraids for organizing a 'Red Carnival' with all them nautanki speeches by Prachu Uncle & the gang! I understand 'Red' is them communist color but them Thais Red-shirts have already reserved the color for their street protests! Well, our leaders have never been creative .... maybe if we had some advertising folks then they could have done wonders with all them color schemes and what not!

Our Maoists talk about nationalism and all them 'Desh Bhakti' natak but then they have them Russian and Chinese jackasses on their wall! If you want to be a Communist then be like Uncle Fidel. Well, thousands of Cubans still swim all the way to Miami every year but I hear they have the best education and health care system compared to all them Latin American countries!

And let's get rid of the 'red' stuff... Unless Makune decides to ask Spain for 10,000 Bulls and let them loose in Kathmandu! Where is them creativity? I think their 'Silver' color stuff was better! Maybe all them hot comrade-nis can do some body-paint suff (all silver) and give us something to join their 'song and dance' routine!

Yes, I am all for minimum wage, labor rights and what not but what the Maoists have introduced in Nepal is even worse than them Frenchies! France ma tuh Frenchie haroo work only 35 hours a week and then drink, sleep (with others' wives) and eat for the next 100+hours a week! But Nepal maa chai, we now have a 'hiring but no firing' policy!

A month or so ago, some guy got hired @ Summit ho ki Greenwich Hotel and then they found out that he was just another kaam-chor (kaamraid). They fired him and the next day 40+ Maoist trade union folks threatened to shut down the hotel! Good job guys.... u want to fight for one lazy ass bum but what about the other 50+ employees?

And the richest man in town is not Wai Wai Chow-dhary but that Maoist Trade Union leader, Mr. Salik Ram Jamma Cut-tail. Have u seen this guy? His face is about to explode... thanks to them 5-star hotel ko khaana! I hear he already has 50 corore Rupees invested in prime properties in Kathmandu! Congratulations Mr. Cut-tail... hope your biwi and kids will have a better life!

And who said.. u have to go to Amrika to have a better life? Our local Maoist commander is now in Baluwa-thekka... Two years ago, we used to meet for coffee guff-suff, now he has a nice ride and only drinks coffee @ Hotel Himalaya! Jungle ma wai wai khaaney manchey aba Wai Wai nakhaaney rey... maybe next tyam we should take them out to some Italian Restoo-raaant... Italian chowmein (Spaghetti) khaanuh!

Hope our out-of-towners enjoy Kathmandu and the 'don't know how long' Red Carnival festival will last! Hope they don't get sick with hamro Kathmandu ko paani and baasi khanuh and all them pollution. Baroo gau ma nai batti satti , suddha paani, taajha khana pau-thyo ni!

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