United for Unity!

The 'Unity' natak is finally out in the open... but our government doesn't seem to care! I am not really good at analogies but I guess it's like the cops not closing down the brothel because they get their weekly haftas! Well, the government has finally decided to shut down the so-called 'ponzi' scheme nataks but I guess it's too late now!

More than 300,000 + innocent, hardworking villagers have been duped by the so-called 'Unity' company. According to KGB (Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag), more than 60 million US$ is now out of the country! And our political parties received more than 10% ... as political contributions and what not! Maybe that's why our leaders are quiet and not shooting their mouth off!

If the Maoists were so pro-people then it's about time, they mobilize their 'YCLs' to find them masterminds and maybe help these innocent villagers. But of course, that's not going to happen... even our government officials are doing their best to 'not' find the honchos and we all know the real story! Everybody made something.... Unity would not have survived by flouting all so-called banking and insurance regulations for this long without greasing the palms of politicians and sarkaari hakims!

Every year, our political parties just share the so-called development budget for their own cadres and bhanja-bhatijas.... who's going to stop them? Maybe, we need some super-hero/hero-nis.... abuh Kick-Ass (the movie) jastai super-warrior haroo ko khaacho cha Nepal maa!

Gyanu Uncle is visiting religious sites once again. Kamal Thapa is busy hob-knob-ing with Indian Hindu leaders. Prachanda is still wondering what went wrong. Makune is still clinging to the PM chair but doesn't realize that all the so-called democratic forces are now like them people in the Titanic. They are hoping the so-called 'Prajantara' ship will somehow not sink.

And back to the Unity Story.... this is probably the only country in the world where for a corore Rupees, you get access to Nepal's high & mighty! But if we read the British tabloids then I guess it's the same all around the world.... even our Fergie Duchy (Prince Andrew ko ex-budi!) can get you access to the British Royal Family for few quids and then what... maybe sell a million cases of titaura in the UK!

It's all about the money.... the Maoists won't be planning another 6-day long shutdown anytime soon because then they will need another million dollars. Maybe the Unity guys can pitch in.... I hope they still have some change left! Unity ko tau-key haroo lay janya bhayeh tuh euta political party kholay hoonthyo-ni... being a political party cadre is like having a diplomatic passport... get all the imm(unity) u can!

So next time, if somebody offers you a 100% money back deal with 50% interest, 5 lakhs life insurance and 1 lakh medical coverage for only Rs 15,000.00 then just kick his ass and get the hell out of there! I don't think them 300,000 + folks will get their money back. Hamro neta , police, sarkari haakim haroo nai sabai chor bhayepachi, arko chor lai samau-laa ruh?

And the World Cup is finally here.... our leaders better get their shit ready before that because then it's a one month shutdown by all soccer-lovers! Jati banda sanda, daang doong garey pani choo matlab? Hami tuh sabai Worldcup ma busy hoonchau... ani Unity ko koora pani haruacha, Constitution sonstitution Goli maaro... that's how life goes on and on in Nepal!

Our dear leaders have raped our country over and over again but we are alway silent! Was expecting a French Revolution to happen .... now finally found out that even the Maoists can't solve anything... 2012 ma world khattam bha-ye-nuh bhaney, hamro future tyeti bright chaina yaar! Ramailo lai I am betting my few quids on North Korea to win the World Cup!