Happy New Year!

Aaaaicch... Blog slog na-lay-khay-ko pani 4 mahina bhayecha.... so Happy New Year (both Angrez-wallah and Nayapaali as well) to all of you and your pariwar haroo!

What else is new? GPK is dead... Long Live the 'great' Hawaldaar Bajey.... and with due respect to all the Hawaldaars in the Police Force and to our priestly class as well! I am not going to miss him. I was just discovering 'how to play all by yourself and still have fun' when this man suddenly popped up in Kathmandu and then had all the fun like them kids @ a candy store!

We can all talk about all them scams and what not but today... I would like to honor this fella ... well , like everything else in my life... I am late as usual but who cares? I don't.. so let's get started!

GPK was a Maoist even before our Maoist .... ,it's like this guy was a metro-setro sexual even before some Jewish guy working for a fashion magazine came up with that term. I don't know why I am blaming a Jew.... I don't live in them Middle East but them Hasidic-Jew-ni haroo ko seto anuhaar ra laamo laamo jaama lay mero heart-rate nikkai badau-thyo tyo jawanama jaba ma Brookly ma euta Chinese fashion label ma kaam garthay..... No I was not a designer, Prabal Gurung is good at that.. I spent my three months, eating 'Free Chicken-Lai' before Mr. Lee figured out that I was never good at selling his Chinese Jeans to some Mr. Tebow in South Dakota!

Let's get back to GPK! GPK is the granddaddy of them Maoists. We have to thank our comrades for blowing all them bridges, schools and towers and whatever and not to forget them looting and shooting... but GPK and his friends hijacked a plane (back in them days) and made off with 30 million Rupees (tyeti bela ko!).... Now that's what we call the 'Godfatherly Kaam'.... Chornoo nai cha bhaney ekai choti karod sarod chornay ni, bekkar ma 10-20 lakh chordai , bank sank padkaunay kina?

And the Maoists couldn't top him with their natak because GPK had already managed to run (R)NAC to the ground ... aba plane slane nai chaina kaha bata hijack garthyo tuh.....

Sheet.... I thought I could do a 8,000 words ko tribute thing but I have to run now... no, I don't do 'midnight jog' anymore.. it's not safe in Nepal... Raati tuh chor bhanda pani Nepal ko Police sanga darau-noo parcha.... It's my day to make some coffee soffee for the family... tyaspachi kukoor lai bathroom break ma lanchoo, ani euta churot tannchu ani facebook ma mafia wars khelchu....

BTW, Sashi bro should have stayed back in NY with his UN kaam ........ India ko Politics ma twitting switting kaam chaina..... Laloo salloo haroo lay Tharoor jasto lai tuh Thooorrrooooo kamaidincha ni!

Good night.... God bless and let's wait until end of May ... for our new Constitution... hehehe... now tyasko barey ma tuh koora garna baaki nai chaa... luh paani umliyo.. 4-5 cup coffee banaunoo parcha,.... ghar ma pani tuh roundtable discussion hooncha ni!