Are we ready for the so-called Jana Andolan III? Nepal ko political natak pani Rambo ko film jastai hoona lagyo.. baba! Our Maocummies have closed down them schools. Great Job guys! I guess they really don't want our kids to study... after all 'we don't need no education'.... ABCD padera kay garnay.... fokatay ko bhaasaan ruh dhoonga haaney neta haroo lay timro Msc degree lai yeti kai chapa-yera khai-dincha!
If the problem is in Singha Durbar then why don't u guys burn dem place down.. ni! Or maybe they just want to organize another Woodstock-like 'Red Carnival' for their comrades! After all morale tuh boost garnai paryo.... maybe they could save sum $$$ (and not go around extorting again!) if they had only asked the Indian Embassy for a container of 'Boost'.... and yes, Boost is the secret of my energy. Viagra khaney bela ma muh bewakoof chahi Boost nai khai rahechoo!
If the Maoists are against Raja-Rani then why is Gyanu Uncle still getting pocket money? The Mao Inc. could have set a better example for all of us if they had said 'No' to them Capitalist perks! Baroo micro-sicro chadera office gaako bhaye... ali kati bhaye pani carbon foot print ho ki kay bancha ni... ghat-thyo hola ni?
Close down them schools, ani hospitals ani sabai sano tino byapaar-syapaar... and bore us with your 'anti-indian' BS.... America lay China lai HR ko barey ma gaali garey jastai ho... of course Hami pani sano tino America nai ho .... 1840 AD ko paala ma jastai! Amrikan haroo Chinese ping pong ruh bat kinchan... hami tuh hamro desh ko oxygen nai Desi haroo batuh kinchau!
I am really looking forward to May 1st.. will be out on the street, punching on my Chinese Calculator.... eating some Chinese fried rice , taking pictures with my Chinese I-Fone... eating White Rabbits (not the animal... tyo chocolate cha ni... hamro baccha ko bela ma school ma 1st ayo bhaney paunay mithai.. heheh)... aba Chinese Mountain Byak pani koodau-thiye tara mora haroo lay tyo pani baaki chod-dainuh!
So comrades, please don't pee on us! We are the people (who cares?)... if you really want to break all Box-Office records then why don't you guys kill each other... after all that's what Mobsters do! Leave us bystanders alone... We just want batti so that we can watch Indian Idol, high-speech Internet access so that we can use Facebook, download movies and twit-Skype-blog @ the same time and we want paaani....... so that we can take a shower once in a while!
But then recent medical study bhancha 'lognay manchey ko kaaakhi ko gandha lay naari haro x-ually attract hooncha rey! Lau Ja... aba yo '500' days of Summer ma muh chahi shower linay wallah chaina... I am McLovin this 'climate change' thang... hamro desh ko chahi 'political' climate change hoonuh thulo bhookampuh nai aunoo parcha!
But thanks comrades.... Rolpa lai chahi Kathmandu hoina... Kathmandu lai chai Rolpa banaunay sapana bokeko maaa! So Makune..... just give that stupid chair to the Buffalo-milk-drinking Karisma-Manandhar-ko-film loving, former US AID worker another chance to buy some Indian hair dye products.... How about Godrej Kesh Kala?
Baroo Maobaadi sarkaar ma ayo bhaney.. pheri Jagga ko Vow badcha rey..... after all ... tyetro lootay ko paisa... invest garnoo nai paryo... ni.... productive sector goli maaro... sabai ghar jagga .... ani khaney chahi kay.... tyehi Kathmandu ko Dhulo Mulo!
*** Babu Ram Daaktur Saheb lay kay sikyo India baatuh... ani Prachu Uncle khoob Chinese siklaa jasto garcha.... Chindia ko jastai economic reform hola bhaneko jhan deform garnay soor ma chan yee Cumraid haroo... Yee mora haroo lay bachha ma ramro sanga ABCD na-sikeruh ho.. Reform ruh Deform bhaneko haati ruh haati chaap chappal jastai hoina.... ni?
We rrrrr just another brick in da wall... tara hamro krantikaari harooo.. bhayeko wall pani bhatkayera.. sabai brick srick foo-taunay kaam matra garcha... aba chahi atti nai bhayo..baba!
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