Wednesday, July 29, 2009

KGB Intelligence Report!

Here is the Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) Report for this week!

Mr. Gyanu Shah recently met with RAW (India ko KGB!) officials @ Soaltee Hotel to discuss new merger plans! I think we should invite our Wall Street ma Kaam garney Nepzie Yuppies (M&A) folks to do the + and - !

Karishma Manandhar is back in town! Her husband had a mini-heart attack! (I think there is a diff. between mini and mild!) ....

Prachanda likes to go to the country side every Saturday! By country-side.... we mean only 10+ KM outside the Valley! And what does he do? He likes to drink 'Blue' Label and watch Karishma ko movies!

Shiva Shrestha is also excited about Karishma.... if Amitabh can still rake in the moolah then so can he.... Shiva wants to produce his own movies! God Bless Shiva! He should not sell his house in Bhaisepaati.... Jawana maa Hami baccha hoo-da 'call-break' khel-ney (for gamblers) , hariyo salad (weed lovers) and chyaang (for the drunkies) piu-ney thau ho Bufaalo-Patty.. ahiley tuh 90210 bhai sakey-cha ni!

Wherever KP Oli goes... there goes Bidya Bhandari!

Once again... back to Uncle Gyanu.... He is working on his auto-bio thing! And Paras Dai is also working on his thing.... titled 'the Crazy Prince of Bel-Air?'

Yes, Sujata Koirala likes to sleep around with young boys... no I am not talking 15 year olds... more like young lads in their early 30s! Nothing wrong with that... after all not everyone gets pumped up by drinking RED BULL!


Bon Nuit!

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