Ek Mahina Bida!

Back after a month of .... barta from this blogging thing!

Today ... surya grahan... all our pregnant Desi sisters are staying home because they don't want babies with three eyes and four legs! What about our Nepali didi bahinis.... I guess they are doing the same thing.... thanks to them Hindi serials!

And thanks to our kati-mahina-ko government, our civil servants have a day off! We should all encourage our young ppl to join the civil service because 'life' will always be beautiful ... if you are not happy with your pay, you can shut down them government offices until the Netas agree with your demands and at the same time, you can make more money by teaching folks to bend the rules and pay less taxes!

This month has been crazy! We have our own 'Hannibal' Lecter now... RIP Miss KS! People want to bring back the death penalty or something... I don't know but we should deport Mr. Biren Pradhan back to Darjeeling! Maybe we can ask Bimal Gurung to burn this guy instead of burning Darjeeling!

Nothing against folks from Dazzyworld... they are smart, educated and also BT(Big Talk) and now, they have a crazy wacko! Yes, Biren Sir was caught with his India ko ration card! I think we should ask our Nepali Rock Stars to write a song about .... 'A killer from Dazz' ... but nearly 70% of our khatara pop stars are from the 76th district... I don't think they would want to sing a song about a bad guy from their neighborhood!

I went to this Bar last night and nearly choked on them popcorn stuff... our young people are not only getting freaky... Bahini, it's okay to kiss in public but you don't have to suck his tonsils out!

And I thought 'French' kiss was really it .... I guess I still have a lot to learn from our Generation 'Z' !

MJ is not dead! He is hiding somewhere in Eastern Europe and is planning to make a comeback ...soon!

According to our Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, our Foreign Minister Ms. Sujata Koirala is a Cougar!

If your Uncle is a big-time Congressi Neta or neta ko chamcha then can you please hook me up with Sujata Auntie... I would like to suck her tonsils out !