So from now on, instead of calling Sherey Dai, let's all start calling him Lion Brave Give Father, and make him sound as if he is one of those greatest Native American chiefs ever to live not in the US but here in our beautiful land in Nepal.
Well, Give Father is now back in the game. He is our Prime Monster for the fifth time and if we really trust his astrologer then he has two more stints at Baluwatar before he flies to Mars.
Give Father likes to drink a bottle of whiskey, swear like a sailor and speak gibberish but he still gets to be our Prime Monster. Now, go figure what kind of men are leading this country. According to the CBI, he still has to pay his chiya credit outside Tri-Chandra Campus that's been pending for last 50 years hola.
Give Father is a lucky man. At least Oli Ba tried harder. He had to come up with jokes, proverbs and funny one-liners to keep us all entertained. We will miss Oli badly. Now, Give Father and his mumble-jumble bhasan will be hard even for himself to figure out what he is actually saying.
It's party time for Our Kangaroos and our Maobadis. We seem to have a nice guy for our Finance Minister but he will also have to set aside for his own party and others even if he doesn't want to. We have a new Home Minister and it will be the same kind when Deuba or Govinda Raj Joshi was Home Minister back in the 90s.
The Kangaroos really now how to milk Nepal Police. Saruwa Baduwa will net Karods of Rupees. And then all criminals will get to make Arabs from tax evasion, smuggling, fake VAT bills and what not. It's time for the Kangaroos to mint some money for the next seven months.
Give Father will have to provide his majority in a month, if not then call elections within six months, if not who knows Oli might be back or the President will take over and have the army wallahs handle the law and order and she can run the show for a year or two. We really don't know what will happen in Nepali politics because the game is played not by folks with vision but old folks chomping on Viagra. Now go figure what happens when you are getting all the blood flow somewhere else and not in your brain.
Our government, be it Oli Ba's or Give Father's do not really care about the people. Oli Ba should have only focused on vaccines for us, the Nepali people. If he had spent our taxpayers' money on buying all the vaccines out there and getting all of us the shots then he would be running the show forever till he also flies to Mars.
But of course, our politicians worry more about their cousins, cadres and contractors and not the common folks. They think that a few thousand folks should be Arab-patis while millions should go to the Arab lands and make a few Dinars!
Anyways, Congratulations Give Father. Enjoy your whiskey, swear like a sailor. May you become our Prime Monster again and again. Our dai, Bijay Kumar Gachhadar is also back. He had been hiding all these months during Oli Ba's time for the Baluwatar Land Scam kanda. Now, he shows up and posts a million Rupee bail at the court. He can now enjoy his whiskey again!
Then there is the Aftab Alam guy, a Kangaroo leader from Terai. He will soon be out there partying as well! We know how the Kangaroos are and so are the UML or Mao or Madhesi parties. All of them are corrupt chors but that's how it is until this world ends hola!
Dear Give Father, many years ago, you gifted Pajeros to the lawmakers. May you gift helicopters this time! Jai Hos! And let us not be surprised if his mother-in-law becomes our Ambassador to the US. She is ahiley lai Japan ko! And Arzoo didi... wish you all the best. Now is time time to bag the UN Secretary General ko post nai but of course, all saam daam danda-bhet doesn't work everywhere else hola ni!
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