Oli Ba is our Dr Fauci

Our Prime Minister Oli Ba tells us that we can beat the coronavirus if we wash our face with warm water, drink warm water, eat hot food and avoid ice cream and cold soft drinks. We would like to know when did our PM become a certified medical doctor? 

And no, just washing your hands with warm water is not going to do, use soap please. And where did our national fool come up with 'everything hot is good' but 'cold is bad' stuff.  Our crazy comedian must have hired a bunch of witchdoctors instead of real doctors for now.

Amrika has Dr. Fauci and he is the most trusted man there right now. We have our own, Dr. Pun and he was asked by our Health Ministry for clarification after he became our media darling for telling us like it is about the coronavirus and the weaknesses of our incompetent government in dealing with it.

Our great communist government is slowly turning our nation into a real communist country like when Stalin was in power. Now, we just need our government to build gulags all over the country and send us there. Yes, you and I will definitely end up in gulags if we continue to tell our chor netas, lazy civil servants and sadist police wallahs like it is. 

Yes, we have a bunch of good netas, hardworking civil servants and police wallahs who are human and not just puppets of our politicians but a few will not help when thousands of them evil folks continue to run this country. 

Our government is not prepared for anything and has no plans on when to lift the lockdown or how to help our folks and businesses. Our government is just hoping that we, the people will keep quiet and continue to stay home or get our arse kicked by the police when we go out to buy daily essentials.  

But if this lockdown continues for another month and the police wallahs continue to act like savages then there might be chaos in this land of ours. Let us hope our government and security personnel will use their common sense instead of their 'communist' sense. 

Think about the people not those in power only. Think about how to get this country back on track instead of using this crisis to only make more money and violating our rights.

 Well, our 2nd COVID-19 case has fully recovered. She is a brave young girl and you can read her stuff at https://www.ledragondechaine.com/single-post/2020/04/18/Memoirs-of-a-Super-Spreader

If you read her blog then you will understand what she went through. Our media wallahs and even common folks should be careful when talking about our COVID-19 cases. Just because she got infected, we had people threatening her and talking shit. I think it's time our government went after such people than after Dr. Pun. It's time, our government went after them folks who kicked out nurses from their apartments or have denied entry to folks who are returning to their villages. 

Our PM tells us that we must follow the lockdown natak and yes, we are following it but those who are stuck in Kathmandu without a place to stay and no money to eat then them people should be allowed to go home not on foot but use our army trucks and ask the APF wallahs to do something then just hanging around our borders and doing nothing.

Our doctors and nurses are doing a great job but as usual, our government has failed to provide them with adequate resources. We can shout, bitch, rant and whine all we want but our Oli Ba and his courtiers will not do what is right and needed at the moment. 

Omni Group will get paid for whatever they managed to deliver to the government. We hear, they will get paid at least 28 Karod and half of it will be free money which will be distributed to our politicians. 

The government allows Bhatbhateni and other big supermarkets to open but the policewallahs tell the local shops to close by 8am and those who go to these stores are getting beaten up even today. When will our thulo mancheys learn? When will our police wallahs use logic first instead of laathis?

Well, let's get back to our Dr. Oli story. Our Prime Minister thinks he knows too much. Next week, he will probably tell us that he will send a Nepali to Mars. And a month later, he might gift us with a nuclear bomb from all the uranium we can get hold of from our mountains.

Dr. Oli also tells us that we will get infected with the coronavirus if we don't wear glasses. So wearing a mask and social distancing will not work if you are outside. You need to find heavy duty glasses and protect your eyes because according to Oli Ba, first your eyes get infected with the virus then only it gets to your nose and mouth and probably lungs but where the @#$! did he get this info? 

Don't be surprised if President Trump follows Oli Ba next and comes up with his own brand of nonsense soon. Or is it the other way round? Is Oli Ba learning a thing or two from Trump? The Amriki President tweeting about liberating states in the US is the biggest joke of the year and Oli should also start tweeting nonsense more often. 

So don't listen to Trump if you are an Amriki and don't listen to Oli Ba if you are a Nepali or else you will go crazy. Oli Ba, do you want to be remembered as the leader who finally decided to do what's right for the people or do you just want to be known as a comedian, and now a crazy witchdoctor? 

But of course our netas don't care about their legacy. They just want to enjoy their power while it lasts and then drop dead and who gives a @#$!...right?

If you want to some warm water and heavy-duty glasses to fight COVID-19 then send me an email at maguffadi@gmail.com

The Lockdown continues...

Once again, let us thank our government for extending the lockdown period again until April 27th. I don't know why the government just keeps on extending the lockdown period but does not do enough to get hold of testing kits, PPEs, ventilators and other necessary resources to equip our hospitals when patients infected with COVID-19 will get admitted by the thousands once the lockdown is lifted.

Yes, we have a very few reported cases and no death so far but that doesn't mean we are all safe. The government is ill-prepared and except for extending the lockdown period, it has no plans how to fight this battle against the coronavirus. 

Yes, we the people support the lockdown but our policewallahs seem to be getting the wrong instructions from our thulo mancheys. Making folks stay on the street for hours (as some kind of a punishment) just because they were walking around at 7 am in the morning is not going to help any of us. 

If these folks were out there hanging out with their tole-baasis then they should be given a warning not to repeat the same mistake again and if found violating the lockdown thing then there has to be a fine system like in Singapore. 

In Singapore, they do let you out to the malls but you have to maintain social distancing and you will get like S$ 300 fine if you don't wear a mask while outside. I think we need to at least match the fine like in Singapore dollars. 

Yes, let's pay fine like Rs 25,000 for drunk driving, Rs 50,000 for not maintaining social distancing or walking around with no valid reason. Our fines are like Rs 100 or Rs 1,000. We are Nepalis, we got some money. Make us think a hundred times before violating government regulation (yes, increase the fine by 1,000%) and then things might be in order.

Do not harass folks who really have to go get their milk and eggs for their kids. The police wallahs are now even going to retail stores, dairy and meat shops and asking them to open only in the mornings and if found opening during evenings, then even the shop owners will be arrested rey. 

I guess our security personnel never know how to deal with the public. They only know how to threaten, rain laathis on our backs and once inside the police station, use all verbal and physical abuse they can dish out. 

I guess our policewallahs think they are above the law and nobody will hold them accountable. I guess they sometimes forget they are also citizens of this land and have their families. We are all brothers and sisters, well not all but at least treat us with respect and help us not harm us.

Yes, our policewallahs are the ones who will be there out on the streets to enforce the lockdown stuff but our Home Ministry must come up with some kind of a system. 

Maintain social distancing, go to the shops from 5 am in the morning till 8 am or ask the local ward office to coordinate with our so-called big departmental stores and do a home delivery system. 

The local wards can even coordinate with our private trash collection companies who come to our homes every other day even during this lockdown period. They have better info on each household than our municipalities and wards and so-called online grocery pasals.

Anyways, the government will once again extend the lockdown period till May 3rd like the Indians have done. They could have just done it today instead of giving us some kind of hope that we will be slowly opening up after April 27th. 

I feel sorry for our government. They have no clue on how to provide relief to the daily wage workers and needy ones. They have no idea how to provide relief packages to small, medium and even big businesses. They have no idea how to mobilize retired nurses, doctors and even volunteers to fight against COVID-19. 

Our government only knows how to use our own taxpayers money to make money for themselves.

Our Prime Minister tells us that after his death, all his wealth will be given to his foundation. So what. Who really cares? First of all, we all want to know how did he manage to build two houses in one and half ropani of land in Balkot and where did he get more than half a Karod in his bank account? 

He tells us that it's his wife's money and the cash is from his savings from his salary and perks as lawmakers for so many years. Yes, you are right. Our communists seem to only marry women from very well-off families and they seem to be good at saving all of the salary and perks while ordinary citizens can't even save a paisa from their salaries.

Oli Ba is a lucky man. Before he got out of prison, he was not even in the second-tier in his own party. He was skinny, sick (health-wise), and broke. 

Today, he has millions and probably billions of Rupees. Yes, give the man a break. But we really had high hopes from Oli Ba. He has failed us miserably as his courtiers are engaged in billion Rupees scams all around. 

He doesn't speak about them fools. Prachanda is no better and we all know that come next election, he is jumping ship and sleeping with the Congressis just to be in power.

But why do you want to be in power just for the sake of amassing billion of Rupees in ill-gotten wealth and do nothing for the people? Just making a few dozen arseholes billionaires will not help the people and this land. 

I feel sorry for our politicians and civil servants who tell us to sing our national anthem, wear our national dress and bow down to our thulo mancheys and not question them at all but in reality, they are the traitors not patriots who have taken this country down the drain. 

And the coronavirus has proven once again that our government is not for the people. Our thulo mancheys are not affected. They get to ride around in luxury vehicles with or without passes. They will get enough supply of cooking gas and daily essentials from our sarkari hakims. 

It's good to be a government official in this land. They will never be held accountable and they can keep on looting us all even in crisis like this.

In a few weeks or months, we will probably see millions, yes millions not hundred or thousands, of our migrant workers in foreign lands coming back home. 

Once our remittance money stops flowing then our economy will be doomed. It's not our fake VAT-bill byaparies and thulo mancheys who are keeping our economy afloat, it's our migrant workers overseas who send their money back home to their families that is helping our byaparis make some money. Once that dries up then it's the end for our byaparies and even the middle-class.

The government will also lose in revenue and tax collection as well. The government will be broke but our thulo mancheys will keep on using whatever money is left to only pay their salary and perks. When will we learn or are we heading for anarchy and chaos and eventually military rule in this land to make our system stable?

We don't know but that day may come soon if our politicians and civil servants keep on screwing it up. Once there is army rule in Nepal, then forget about democracy and what not. 

Yes, I do support the army when it comes to protecting our borders and helping us during natural disasters but not to be the government or the police. But the day might come not out of choice but necessity to stop the maximum loot we have experienced so far in the past decade.

And no, the monarchy is not going to make a comeback, dear Raja-lovers. I have deep respect for the House of Shah but they also got screwed by our Shree Tins for a century and then the Pancheys for three decades. 

We have witnessed another three decades since we had our so-called multi-party democracy and we now know that our Congresis, UMLs , Maobadis, Madhesis and even Janjaati parties are no better than the Pancheys or even the Ranas. 

So it means that we are all the same. Now, when the army comes rolling in, will it be different? A little, maybe because they will be dealing with the Chinese, Indians, Amrikans and the EU wallahs more professionally than our bhaat-maara hakim sahebs and chor netas but that does not mean we will be fine because taking over a country is one thing but running the country with good governance, transparency, accountability and with respect to the rights of the citizens is a whole other ball game.

If you want to know when the lockdown ends (I don't), then send an email to maguffadi@gmail.com.

National Anthem ... Play or not to Play?

Our Desi brother Narendra Modi asked his fellow Indians to light candles, bang plates and all other nataks for 9 minutes recently and all Indians went crazy and the coronavirus didn't care much. And now, our Prime Minister Oli Ba has asked us to play the National Anthem at 8 am tomorrow, on Nepali New Year's day, as a tribute to the folks fighting on the frontline to contain the spread of COVID-19 in our nation.

Well, the 'Play the national anthem' thing is being organized by an organization and our PM just wanted to help promote it hola but how is that going to actually help our heroes? 

Our government has imposed nationwide lockdown since March 24 (yes, a good move!) and will more than likely extend it until April 30 to follow the Desi formula but apart from that, it has failed to get adequate testing kits, PPEs, ventilators and equip our hospitals with resources to fight COVID-19. Instead, it has done nothing but tried to make a quick buck even during such crisis.

Our policewallahs are getting their paycheck cut because the police HQ thought it would be a good PR stunt. No, it's not. Our lawmakers, VVIPs and Madame President can just ask the government to deduct their year's worth of salary instead because our politicians and civil servants get to make money from the illegal channel anyway. 

And our Madame President will get at least 2 lakhs per month after she leaves office monthly as perks for being our former President. So, why not give the paycheck now to fund the fight against COVID-19?

Our medical personnel are threatened by our government officials to work in the frontline without protective gears. Our garbage collectors are doing their work without proper gears and picking up our trash every other day. And where are our thulo mancheys? 

They are at home, drinking bidheshi whiskey and planning on how to make quick bucks from another lot of medical supplies that they have given our Army wallahs to look after, after the media found out that our incompetent bufoons wanted to make a quick 50 Karod from a 100 Karod deal when they asked OMNI Group to bring medical supplies from China.

I feel sorry for our Nepal Army for being asked to get the medical supplies. It's not the job of the army wallahs to buy medicine. It's the job of our Health Ministry to get the needed testing kits, PPEs and equip our hospitals and it's the job of our Foreign Ministry to ask for help from our bideshi friends for the stuff or cash or whatever if needed, while it's the job of our Home Ministry to ask our police wallahs to use restrain and respect and not laathis and (foul) language while enforcing the lockdown. 

Nepal Army should be mobilized at our borders with India to prevent bideshis from entering our land during the lockdown period while allowing Nepali citizens to enter their own motherland but enforce the quarantine thing strictly which the army is capable of doing and not our police or APF or even the local authorities. 

Our government should pay for the quarantine of our citizens who come from abroad for at least three weeks. Feed them well, give them better accommodation and all needed to make sure they are okay and test them on their way home and even after three weeks and keep them contacted till it's over. 

And our government should ask the provincial governments and our local wards to help the daily wage workers and marginalized communities during the lockdown with adequate daily essentials and not do political bhaag-bandaa at this moment.

But our government is doing nothing at all to help in the works of testing, tracing contacts and if needed, isolating infected folks at the moment. Just extending the lockdown will only prevent the spread of COVID-19 for the time being but once the lockdown is lifted, we are going to be hit real hard and the worst case scenario is that we will have at least 300,000 folks dying from the coronavirus. 

But if our government can buy enough testing kits which will probably cost us somewhere around US$ 150 to 200 million (if everyone of us is tested), then we can isolate the ones infected and give the the needed care to fight COVID-19.

Our government will not be spending billions of dollars this year on development works unless they really want to waste it as usual come the monsoon season. Stop all payments to our slimy contractors. Stop all funds to our lawmakers in their so-called development fund and save us some money. 

Instead of restricting import on alcohol (I really don't care if you drink or not) or expensive vehicles (I care if our civil servants and politicians use luxury vehicles at our taxpayers' expense but if you have earned your money honestly with hard work and you want to splurge then who has any problem although I prefer electric vehicles but we are all free to choose how to spend our well-earned money), the government should just go ahead and ban all expensive vehicles for our politicians and government agencies. Yes, go for e-vehicles and buses and not Land Cruisers or Prado for our mantris, hakim sahebs and VVIPs. It will saves us billions of Rupees!

Our government thinks that extending the lockdown will help. Yes, it will help for now to pause the 'coronavirus' movie but once we press the 'play' button, we cannot just fast forward it till the end. We will just have to play along and see the crisis unfolding before us as our non-existent health care system drops dead and we won't even have time to bury our dead. 

So, can we just handle a lockdown for the next six months or a year or until someone gets us a vaccine for COVID-19. No, we can't. And this government will have to pay for it if things really get out of hand. I think our comrades have not realized yet that if they fail us this time, the NCP will be dead come next election. 

Yes, for our chor netas, it's all about politics but we are still waiting for our greatest communist government on Earth to act like communists and give us free education, free health care and at least free social services and stuff. But these eggheads are not communists. They are opportunists, who are fake Communist Folkers. 

If you are a real man or a woman then be a real communist not a capitalist faking it as a student of old crazy fogies like Mao, Stalin, Lenin or even Marx. At least Marx gets my respect, he was talking about saving democracy with his manifesto unlike the other three folks who destroyed it all and our comrades have fared no better except that we have not yet seen the gulags yet and hope it won't happen here in our land. 

Well, it won't because we will always have Delhi to save our thulo manchey's arse as they did during the Rana days when they saved Tribbhy's behind then they saved BP's and then Prachanda's and tomorrow they might save yours if you are thinking of another revolution to topple this system. It's the same thing, the same story keep on repeating when it comes to our 'politics'.

The best option to fight the COVID-19 pandemic for now is to mobilize all local wards and village development committees to test all residents and all negative ones can in a week or two go back to work and continue to test them again after two to three weeks. All those with COVID-19 can stay home for further quarantine for 21 days and those who really need urgent medical care should be sent to special isolation units. 

People must understand that 90 to 98% of us will recover from COVID-19 and for the unlucky 2 to 10%, we need to provide them with the best medical care possible to help them fight it out or help manage their pain well while they lose the battle against COVID-19. 

But our government doesn't care. After all, our netas are used to getting medical treatment abroad. If only, these arseholes had thought about building better hospitals and training our medical professionals well then we would have world-class medical facilities. 

Learn from Singapore when it comes to medical care and let's learn from South Korea on how to manage the testing, contact tracing, isolating and fighting this virus head on instead of trying to hide from it for a while and expecting it to just disappear. It's not and we just have to face it head-on and win and our government has nothing in its arsenal to fight COVID-19.

Yes, it's time for the government to spend our taxpayers money for the people. The government talks about taking over private hospitals and what not. First, take care of your government hospitals. Make all government hospitals, isolation units to fight COVID-19. Ask all government doctors and nurses to not be afraid and provide them with needed PPEs and life insurance overage of at least 1 to 2 Karod. 

And what about private hospitals? We also need health institutions too look after other medical treatment apartment from COVID-19. We have folks who need dialysis treatment, who need heart surgeries and what not. Our government asking private hospitals to set up a COVID-19 ward inside their premises along with other wards is like asking other patients to be infected with COVID-19 as well.

I feel sorry for our politicians and civil servants. Poor folks, they do not know how to help the people be it during the earthquakes, or the blockades or during floods and landslides and other disasters. Instead, they just want to make a quick buck while most of us have no income now and are slowly losing our savings just to feed our families. 

I think we, Nepalese are a patient lot. We have been through this before, well not the virus but similar to lockdowns but of course, now, we have to stay home and not walk around the streets but we know how to take care of ourselves while we stay home for weeks. Most of us are not going crazy but will soon if the lockdown keeps on getting extended even after April 30.

So, the best option for our already weak economy to survive is to at least test the young and working folks and if they are negative let them go to work. The kids and the old should stay home for another few months to be on the safe side. This virus will come back again in winter and it will be as deadly as it is now. We have not even experienced the first wave yet but our open border with India will be a problem for a year or two as the world races to find a cure for COVID-19.

So, the best we can do for now is wash your hands regularly, do not touch your face, eyes, nose while outside, practice social distancing and if you are a genius then try to find a cure for COVID-19. 

Newton saw them apples during the Bubonic Plague that occurred from 1665 to 1666 in England and he came up with something right? So, it might be a year-long isolation for some of us and it's now the time to come up with something on your own to help humanity with your theorems or a home-made nuclear device or a vaccine for COVID-19 or even the best momo recipe in the world. Let's start from today, okay?

So, if you want to play the national anthem then it's fine. It' s not going to help but if it will give you peace and you think that's the best way to pay respect to our frontline warriors then good for you. But this time, do learn the national anthem by heart as well so you can sing it till the end as you play it or hear it on radio tomorrow morning at 8am. What about me? I will play 1974 AD's Nepali Ho ... that's my national anthem... Saya Thunga is good, Shreeman Gambhir, no comment now.. but Yo Man Ta Mero Nepali Ho... Jai Hos! 

If you want to figure out how to stay safe from the coronavirus then send an email to maguffadi@gmail.com ... all I can assure you is that I can teach you how to wash you hands for 20 seconds while you sing 'Yo man ta mero Nepali Ho'....

The End of the Handshake!

Yes, most of us are under lockdown during the pandemic but we also have to think about our life after this thing settle downs. Well, experts tell us that we have to be ready for more, like a second wave, come winter and we all have to be ready for it then as we are doing the best to protect ourselves now.

Yes, the handshake has come to an end. And I hope the high-fives and fist-bumps will end as well. So, should we do it our way, the 'Namaste' forever till the world ends. You are right, Namaste will be the only way we greet from now on unless you want to have a go at getting the coronavirus or the flu or some other virus from the usual handshakes, high-fives and fist-bumps and other physical contact when greeting someone. 

So, the world has changed. We can still shake hands and hug our families but let's not take the risk when we are out meeting friends, colleagues, lovers and foes. Social distancing might be around for a while. 

I feel sorry for shopping mall owners, movie theater owners or any other establishments that host large public gathering. But of course, we might even get 24-hour theaters and malls here back in Nepal as well if we can keep on practicing social distancing forever. Well, it might not be practical to do that but we all know now that we will facing this kind of crisis forever. The world will not be the same even after we somehow control or help to minimize the spread of COVID-19. 

Trump as usual doesn't care. Many years ago, the world looked up to America when it came to helping others or bombing third world countries or meddling in other's domestic affairs. Now, America under Trump doesn't want to do any of that. Yes, it's wrong to bomb others or work to change the regime somewhere else for oil or nukes or whatever but the US can still be a leader when it comes to providing aid and help to the developing countries and even its allies. 

But Trump came to power not to help the world but to break down his own country's system, to make America great again by destroying the 'American Dream' for the rest of us while doing nothing for his voter base either. Yes, angry white Americans did vote for Trump and so did the so-called conservatives but look where it is now.

Trump has failed his own people but it seems that his voter base and the Republic Party and the racist Fox News will always have his back. Good for him. He knows what he is doing. He attacks the media because that's what pumps up his voters. He attacks minorities and the world. In a few years, hope his voters will realize that without immigrants, America will never be a great nation. 

It was the immigrants who made America great then and will make it greater even tomorrow but only if America once again gets a President who worries about all of the citizens in his land instead of only the white people. Nothing wrong with being white but if America wasn't kind to all those immigrants from Europe then, the white Americans of today would not be in the United States, would they?

Fake News vs Google Baba

Some folks read the major dailies online to get their news. By some folks, I mean around 30% hola (that's according to my dog Twinkle) and the rest 70% only use Facebook and get their news from so-called online portals (nearly 90% of them are fake news).

We should all know by now that you should always wash your hands (at least 20 seconds, yes learn our national anthem and sing while you wash), wear masks if you are outside and social distancing is the most important of all stuff for now.

But then we have all the fake news about eating tons of garlic or eating gober or cow urine or every other nautanki tips someone can come up with.

I think it's better to use google.com aka Google Baba or Google Mata and find out more about COVID-19. This is not the time to read conspiracy theories or believe what the egghead Trump tells the world. Trump is not an expert and just because he is the President of the United States doesn't mean that he knows everything. 

Trump is a jackass and yes, he got elected and might get re-elected because he knows how to cater to his voters. No, it's not the poor White Americans only but even educated, middle-class conservatives who believe that he is the man to lead them to disintegration of Amrika.

Well, let's forget about Trump because his nataks is not going to affect any of us here in Nepal. It's our own incompetent government trying to act smart by trying to make some moolah out of medical kits and supplies from China. 

Well, our government tells us that the folks who were supposed to supply the medical stuff are no longer allowed to do so and their 5 Kaord deposit is now in our national treasury as their contract has been cancelled. But it's time our Health Minister resigned and our Oli Ba appoint a doctor or someone who knows a little more about public health to head the Health Ministry.

But Oli Ba is oily. He likes to defend every one of his courtiers even if they are corrupt and get caught in controversies here and there. Our Madame President is more worried about our Nepalis in the West than our Nepalis who are stranded across the border. We all know that our politicians and civil servants do not care much about our own people and are only interested to make a quick buck everywhere.

It's ironic that once again, citizens of this land are helping the poor and the needy by collecting funds and distributing daily essentials while our government wallahs are still trying to figure out how to make money during this crisis.

Don't be surprised if our government once again extends our lockdown for another week till April 15. After all, India is closed until then and we have seen how migrant workers in India are suffering. India was not prepared but that doesn't mean our government can get away with their own nataks.

Well, let's get back to the story of the day. Please go to WHO ko website or use Google Baba or Mata and search for news about COVID-19 or how to be safe if you are still confused how to take preventive measures to stay safe. 

The number one tip is STAY HOME.... stay with your families and if you have to go out to buy stuff or meet people, then make sure you wash your hands before and after you come back, take off your clothes after you come back (but do wear a new/fresh one and not walk around nude in the house and scare your dog!) and eat dal, bhat, tarkari (the best food on Earth) and hope things will start to be a little bit normal after April 15.

Our lazy-arse government doesn't care about contact tracing, then testing the folks and if needed isolating them from the general population for a while. Our government can a learn a thing or two from Taiwan, Singapore and even South Korea. But, they won't because they do not have the courage to use the government's fund to help the people. They think that we all owe them everything and our national treasury is theirs to loot.

Anyways, don't go crazy by using Facebook 24/7 or even Tik Tok and get burnt out for now. Read a book or two. Learn to cook at least dal, bhat and tarkari from your mother, wife, sister or whoever is the best cook in the house. Dance for at least 10 minutes per day to your favorite songs. 

And don't get depressed or paranoid by reading lots of fake news out there. And don't eat too much and spend the whole day sleeping. Read about 'flattening the curve' not fattening your curve for now.

If you are still confused on what do then do send me an email at maguffadi@gmail.com for fake tips!