Terror in the Gulf....

Our so-called care-taker government plans to lift them ban san on our Nepali women working in the Gulf rey!

Our so-called foreign employment agencies make billions of Rupees every year... and our sarkaari hakims, them airport officials and minister-sinister share the loot kyaruh!

Majority of them companies in the Gulf don't charge a fee but our man-woman power agencies charge like 9-10 months ko so-called salary!

Few months ago, my neighbor's wife ko mama ko choro (hehe!) went to Saudi Arabia! He was promised NRs 15,000 per month, 8hrs work per day and over-tyam etc... then the guy paid Rs 100,000 to them 'agents' and flew to the land of Arabia!

So far, he hasn't gotten paid at all... is working 12 hours a day.... and will probably need a 5 yr supply of 'Fair & Hensum' for Men when he gets back!

Our men are suffering and do you think our women will fare better in them land where women can't drive, have to wear them curtains ....?

We hear stories about our women raped, abused and tortured by them so-called 'rich Arab' employers! And our so-called politicians, local goons and all them armed-outfits are only interested to extort money from them foreign employment agencies... they really don't care about our women.. do they?

In Nepal, you have to be a 'Rubel' (Sujata's son-in-law) to demand so-called justice sustice! 'Rubel' should be added to next year ko Oxford Angrezi dictionary kyaruh!

Our so-called leaders talk about them people... and our people are all flying away ... only because it's getting hard to survive here... so many so-called revolutions and are we really better off than we were 10, 20 or 30 years ago?

If I were them PM, then I would really teach all them women Angrezi, some computer somputer skills and then ask them so-called Prince of Persia or them Western companies to open their so-called 'call centers' here... instead of always begging for them 'foreign aid' and turning us into beggars while our leaders live the 'good life' ....

Why do our (men &) women want to go to them 'Middle East' when they have heard all them horror stories? They have no choice... they are poor, hungry ... KTM ko wages ... not enough thanks to them inflation sin-flation.... try surviving on 4,000+ in Kathmandu!

And for 4,000 more.. they will risk everything, their land, their dignity so that they can take care of their families... When will our leaders wake up or are we all doomed and should we now prepare to live in chaos forever?

Instead of sending our men and women to foreign lands and make them suffer, why don't we train them some skills ni.... make them better plumbers, welders , receptionists .... and if they really have to go then .... let them make better wages ni!

Our foreign employment agencies should teach them Arabic or whatever them 'foreign language' needed for at least a year, give them some orientation and what not! But who cares?

Our Ministry of Labor Sabor cares about making some dough and the current Minister (yes, from the great 'Madeshi' movement wallah!) is spending them so-called 'Foreign Employment Fund' to go on foreign trips, decorate his office and pay for his cousin's weddings and what not!

I guess.. we are the new 'Chinese' like them Wild Wild West days in Amrika.... and at the end of the day, it's our people (them agents!), our government .... who sell our own ..... please don't sell our own people!

Who's to blame?

Today's dailies haroo ma.. front page news : 'Paras fires at Sujata's daughter and son-in-law' .. rey!

And the House of Shah ko Press Release anoosar chahi: A Bangladeshi (son-in-law) and some Desi was making fun of the 'House of Shah' ... Paras .. aka 'Cowboy Prince' couldn't take it anymore and decided to go for a 'round of boxing' outside the bar.. and when the two Indians (Yes, Bangladesh is a part of India.. heheh!' refused... Paras decided to scare them with a 'hawai-fire' .. meaning 'Fire in da Air' and not some fire in Hawaii... ni feri!

And I hope our media will call this 'Confrontation in Chitwan' .. .ehhe.. I didn't know people went to them Tiger Tops.. Chitwan ma in the winter... yesto jaado maa... I guess our Bangladeshis needed some drinks and Paras Dai need to test his bandook hola ni!

And what happened next? The Bangladeshi called his mom-in-law, our darling cougar, Sujata Auntie who is always abroad... she called the IGP and Home Ministry guys and said 'I want Paras in Jail....right now!'

Yes, our media likes to make 'Paras' ... the devil but I think our politicians are the 'real Kings' and they are the ones we should get rid off .... first!

If a Bangladeshi makes fun of us, be it Paras or Prakash Dahal.. then we, as the so-called Desh-bhakta should slap the 'Fish boy' and send him to Dhaka ni!

Why the hell is Rubel Choudhary, Sujata ko chori ko poi... hanging out in Kathmandu... if you want to slap him again , please visit that 'Radisson' Hotel' ko gym every morning and punch the 'fat' guy in the pet ni!

With due respect to all Bangladeshis and esp 'fat 'bangla' people... we have nothing against you! But can you guys please take care of Rubel... why is he hanging out behind his wife's saari? If you are a man, then go to Dhaka and live there and take care of your 'Koirala' princess and make a living or something!

We live in a funny country. A German Citizen is our 'Foreign Minister' , her son-in-law , a Bangladeshi Citizen is making millions from whatever Sujata doles out ... and our Dailies want to hang Paras!

Yes, Paras should be arrested ... for what? Our politicians and their chamchas , all carry weapons and nobody is arrested! At least we have one bad boy remaining in town?

In the next few years, we will see who will survive? The 'House of Shah' or them 'House of Koirala'...

And talking about Sujata, she has warned the Congressis that if she is not promoted to 'God knows what'.. maybe the 'The Official Congressi Slut' hola ni! ... then she will start a nuclear war rey! I wonder where she is hiding her nukes?

With due respect to all the sluts out there.. but Sujata Auntie must go back to Germany, Rubel... go back to Bangladesh and eat some Fish Curry before you come to our country and bad-mouth us... and Paras Dai... man, keep it cool yaar.... we feel bad too ... when them foreigners talk shit about us... but show some class please.... and stay in Singapore... please!

International Film Festival!

Kathmandu International Mountain Film Festival (KIMFF) 2010 will end on Dec 13th... and do catch some of them foreign soreign films!

I have nothing against KIMFF or Basanta Thapa, the KIMFF 'guy' even though them young employees get paid peanuts while Basantey makes all them moolah but can you guys please take that 'Mountain' thing off?

How about just KIFF? ... hoinuh ruh! And looks like we have only like 4-5 film directors in Nepal, because every year it's them same guys and their so-called experimental films which gets approved by KIMFF people!

I hope someday we will have an annual film festival where we will only get to watch them docs, shorts and what not ... for the Nepali people, made by the Nepali people and paid for by the Nepali people..heheh!

KIMFF and them 'indy-genius' film festival and whatever-film-festivals are all funded by our foreign friends! Yes, ticket prices are like Rs 30 (which is great!) but the quality of them films have been going down every year!

That's my take and don't feel offended ... for I am usually wrong heheh! KIMFF is a sell-out, no more underground independent movement ni abuh tuh.. once you get foreign dollars, your status as the 'cool kid' in town is over kyaruh!

Do we really need them $$$ to host a 3-4 day film festival at NTB? Okay, the rental cost haroo might be like 10-20 grand a day! So if KIMFF spends like 3-4 lakhs per year for the venue then where does them 100,000+ amriki dollar ko grant go?

I don't know and I don't want to know... so instead of whining .. I am planning to organize 'Kathmandu Independent Film Festival 2011' .... soon!

I think I better contact the IFS people ... them 'Independent Film Society' may be broke but they have folks, hungry and passionate about film silm kyrauh... I think I should do a fund raising for them and let them handle the hosting thing!

I have nothing against foreign aid, foreign friends and french fries... but it's about time, we all got together and do our stuff instead of begging for so-called grants from them 'blonde-nations' ... Norway-Denmark-etc ni!

Heheh.. lau tuh.. only managed to watch one film this year at KIMFF, about this Italian guy who goes to Chile to remember his Padre grandfather and his love for climbing and indy-genius people kyaruh!

So, if you want to be part of the KIFF movement and say '@#$! KIMFF' .. go host your show in New York and not Kathmandu, then join us to plan, organize and host the Real 'Kathmandu Independent Film Festival' ... oops... maybe we should ask Real Juice to sponsor hola!

heheh.. well, Real is Indian ni.. Dabur Sabur ko hoinuh ruh? Hehe... taruh factory Nepal ma nai cha, paisa pani Nepali ko batuh nai kamau-ney tuuh ho ni?

I don't know.... let's see, I think we should all raise Rs 101 (lucky number?) .. maybe from like 10,000 people and collect Rs 10 lakhs and host this independent film thing every year! What do you say? give me holla @ guffadi@gmail.com!