And the Winner is.....

Prachandey is them 'King' when it comes to them Mao-Kingdom! 'The One Who Got Slapped' represents the 'Unidentified Moronic Losers' (UML) and the 16th tyam 'still didn't get laid' jack-ass , Mr. Ram Chandra Poudel gets them 'ticket' from the Kangaroos (Congressis!)

And wait a minute.. a last-minute phone call from Delhi and former Congressi and now 'Madeshi' leader, Mr. Bijaya Kumar Gachchhadar also submitted his 'form' to stand up for them Prime-Monster ko election rey!

And them Maoists were like... 'if we ain't winning then we support the 'Slapped One' for PM rey!' and as usual.. BRB was like '@#$! You.. Prachandey.. Eat some pig-shit!'

I take them #5 Tyampoo (Yes.. Go Green!) to work.. ani tyampoo... ma yetti-kai guff maar-dai thiye... 'Ani Dai.. Aajuh kasley jitney ni?'

'Sabai chor daka haroo tuh ho ni... jasley jitey ni haam lai kay farak parcha ruh!'

And then ... another saathi was like.. 'Saaley Maobaadi lay pani dekhai-halyo ni.. yeeni haroo pani faw-taah nai rahecha... baroo Gyane nai thik thiyo.. load shedding pani kum, saa-maan ko vow pani kum!'

Heheh... sometimes I feel like.. Nepal ko Population is like only 601 folks + sabai uni haroo ko chamcha samcha haroo hola... and the rest of us.. we really don't figure in our netas' game plan slan hola!

And after all.. we are to blame hoinuh ruh? ..... Even if them buffoons are corrupt and good for nothing jack-asses and asses-ni ... hami lay nai ho ni vote sote diyeko tuh!

Okay... not all them election selection was fair sair hola... taruh that's how it is in Nepal.. the goondas for hire make some 'chiya kharcha' during them election tyam!

But bringing back Gyanu Uncle won't solve our problems ni.. but we never know.. them Desis do plan to bring back 'Gyanu Uncle' rey.. Ho ruh? How come.. we republic already no?

Well, Kamal Thapa is getting a lot of 'support' from them Hindu Fundamentalists in India and we might go back to them 'referendum' natak again and like bring back some kind of 'Kathmandu ko jatra ma Chief Guest hoonay khaal-ko' monarchy rey!

Heheh.. our leaders... they have no one but themselves to blame... but they can always blame India ni!

Why does them 'Micro-Bus' Wallah drive like crazy.. Blame India! Your girlfriend eloped with the local carpenter.. Blame India! You had a bad paani-poori and now sweating 'Jeevan-Jal' .. Blame India!

And them 'PM ko election' result is out .. and the Winner is... well, them Prachandey and his chamchas have decided to support the 'Slapped One' rey.. and I guess.. Jhalanath Khanal, the CPN-UML chairman, is our new Prime Monster!

So... what's next? Bye Bye Makune.. now you will get them free rides and security for the rest of your life.. since you are them Ex-PM and hope Devi Prasad Regmi ko anoo-haar is on our Rs 1,000 ko note abuh tuh!

I think.. we should start calling Devi-ji... our 'Slapping Swami' ... so who wants to be slapped next? Jaslay Devi-ji ko jhaa-pawd khayo tyo nai Pradhan-Mantri ban-ncha! Heheh!

When will they learn?

Tomorrow, our great leaders will drink them 'doodh-chiya' and then do them 'Election' natak again! The Maoists ko taruf baatuh .. it's our Chairman, Prachandey and the UML is sending 'The One who got Slapped' and the Congressis ... still not decided rey!

And BRB is really pissed off! And we are too... Prachandey is not letting go of that 'koorchi' anytime soon... and this is how it is.. our netas and their egos! They spend their whole lives, broke... dreaming about a 'better' Nepal.. and when they get there.. where they can really make a difference.. they forget their own sacrifices and the sacrifices of thousands of ordinary folks... hola ni!

Good luck to our netas and hope they finally get their shit together! Hahah... it's not going to happen! Our so-called leaders are only good at them 'Andolans' but they still need to go to school to learn about them governance sovernance stuff hola!

Yes, we should all be hanging out in Singha Durbar and maybe slapping all our netas around but we are all happy with no batti, no paani, rising food prices and loot-paat hola ni!

Our TV folks are planning to do them 'Lanteen Bulletin' rey... reading them news sews with a Lanteen (kerosene lantern) rey! And our hydropower developers have formed some kind of a 'pressure group' rey to create awareness among our politicians.. that if we don't act now about this 'load shedding natak' ... we will be really @#$!ed bhaney-ruh!

Mubarak is still hanging on .. hoping them protesters will go away but it's not happening! 30 years is a long tyam ni... abuh tuh .. chodi diye hooncha ni koorchi soorchi!

And NOC is planning to raise them fuel prices hola... because all them petrol pumps are now ... back to them long lines and what not! And NOC is blaming Egypt for them fuel shortages! Well, the Suez Canal is still open .. but somebody has to make them money ni.. whenever there is some crisis srisis hola!

Our President is getting all them love sove from India.... Yes, them Desis loved Girija.. then they loved 'Prachandey' .. then they loved them 'Madeshi leaders'... heheh.. them Desis have them fear of commitment hola ni! Hehhe.. or they don't want to be in a long-term, stable relationship hola!

President RBY will have to act soon! We are not getting them 'new' constitution this May and we will run out of water, batti and everything by the end of the year! Heheh... maybe then Dr. Saheb, our Prezzie will do something hola!

And then.. we can all like import 30million lanterns from China and go on with our lives hola ni! Instead of kerosene, we should go for them 'solar tukis'.... and then.. what? I don't know... read some books and wait for the world to end.. heheh!

Property Details....

"Chief Justice Ram Prasad Shrestha had nearly two weeks ago disclosed his property details which was an unprecedented move in Nepal´s judicial history."

And now.. another of them SC Justice, Abadesh Kumar Yadav has come out from the closet (hehe!) with his 'jagga-sagga' ko laal-poorja!

Let's hope someday... we will know how much Prachandey is worth hola ni? I still remember Sher B. Deuba, our former Prime-Monster! During them Jana-Andolan I ko days.. he used to wear them faattey-ko shirt ani hang out with my friend's thulo bau for some 'free chiya siya'!

And now.. he has them 'thulo ghar' in Budhalinkantha! Well, he can say .. 'I married a Rana and got some dowry sowry' or .. 'mero pooor-khauli sampati lay banaa-ko!' or some guff like that!

But according to our sources, them KTM ko businessmen haroo lay Deuba lai ghar banai-diyeko rey! And no.. it wasn't Dr. Arzoo Rana ko bau ko sampati rey!

Them Election Commission have been asking our so-called political parties for them 'CA Election ko bela ko kharcha ko report' and so far our political parties are like ... 'Kay ko hisaab-kitab' ... rey!

Heheh.. hamro neta haroo lai 'Nepal' ko ka-noon lay farak paar-daina rey... I guess.. they are only worried about the 'Indian Penal Code' Sode hola ni.. hahah.. after all, they sit or shit whenever them Desis tell them kyaaruh!

Jay bhaye pani... we have to thank our Chief Justice and his fellow crew member for trying to come clean with what they have so that we will know and not speculate on what they might have or something like that. I have no idea what I am saying... but I really want to see Sujata's property details she-tails!

Anyways.. it's a good start! Hope one day... our sarkaari hakims and politicians will file them 'property details' ruh 'paisa saisa' ko report every year and we all can read about it and say, 'Damn... really... them ghoos-khoris don't have any money soney rey?'