Mr. Lion Brave Deuba came in second place... bichara! After our Girija (The Native American translation would be 'Let him Fall') Babu finally chews his last Vanarasi paan then Deuba can finally split the party again and go his own way! Deuba is a lucky man!
During the 'Panchey Baja' days ... our cops (yes, the same monkeys!) decided to play a 'fry the tongue' torture game! That's why our Deuba (Give Father!) speaks like the dentist pricked him with Novocaine! But I hear Deuba is really good @ going down under. Yes, I also want a Novocaine Tongue! Well, at least we can thank our Nepali Cops for satisfying someone!
Let's get back to our Mao Inc. organized crime family! According to our Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, Prakash Dahal (Shield or the protection you use when you are playing bed-kung fu!) has already bought himself a nice 10-ropani Jagga in Kathmandu! Congrats Prakash Dai... you have made it big!
In my next life, I want to go to Rampur Campus, then work for USAID , drink buffalo milk, watch Karishma Manadhar ko movies and then jan-ma-O a nice chora, who gets drunk and knows how to use a computer so that I can hire him as my personal computer operator and then give him a nice 10-ropani ko jagga!
And so what if we go around, beating people up for drinking and sleeping with aroo ko boodies! After all, we are humans... we all want some booty and Prakash Dahal left his wife for aroo naari! Prakash Bro... you are the real deal!
We all know that our 'new' constitution is already written and ready to be printed... yes, you can call Delhi and ask our Desi bhais! And Uncle Gyanu is planning to do his 'Academy Award' Speech on his 62nd B'day rey! Maybe he should tell Prakash Dai... sorry... Paras Dai to lay low (maybe hang out with J-Lo!) and enjoy Singapore Sling or something ... for now!
Or maybe we can ask the British to come back and win their war and finally give us hill stations, highways and railways and maybe ... I don't know ... we can't go back to the past. We have to move forward but so far, thanks to our Maobaddies and aroo sabai parties... we don't think we can move even an inch when we are sinking in this quicksand of 'dirty' politics!
What's new? Nothing.. same shit... every day!